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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-04 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
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Ya sure you an' Indulgence-han didn't get your virtues switched?
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lets be honest are any of my tags real

[personal profile] haw 2019-03-04 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Well, considerin' we're not allowed to see yer faces, you're gonna have to hope I trust ya on that one.

[ ... his delivery is flawlessly straight-faced. ]
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-04 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but ain't that more of a "might" than a "will"?

[ speculating on virtues aside... he'll gladly take a seat, though. he still doesn't know where to start. what the fuck. he'll just... take some takoyaki... and try to focus on eating some before getting to business. ]

I ain't the only one worried about the possibility of you gettin' eliminated soon.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-04 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... munch munch munch. with his mouth stuffed full with octopus, he merely says, ]

I respectfully decline to answer that question.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-04 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
. . .

No shit. Ya really mean that?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-04 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he figured beauty's actions wouldn't have gone that far (rules of the game and whatnot), but... that sort of unblinking selflessness... ]

Givin' it all up for them, huh...

[ . . . ]

Hey, Beauty-han. What happens to ya if ya lose?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-04 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
But ya don't die, or vanish, or anythin' like that.

[ while focused on the conversation, he absentmindedly grabs two teacups and the pot. he pours out cups for both him and beauty, the latter of which he politely places in front of the god. ]
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-06 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he's a good host! even though... technically beauty is hosting him atm... w/e ]

Huh. Guess it doesn't say anywhere in the rules that we can't... though, I mean, ain't any better than us goin' after each other, either.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-12 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ it's more just thinking out loud... but when beauty asks the question, his response is resolute. ]

I stand by what I said before, Beauty-han. I ain't killin' anyone unless I got no other choice. That ain't the way Majima Goro is plannin' on livin' his life.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-14 10:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... that earns a wince. ]

Look, I ain't a detective. An' besides—have ya seen some of the shit that gets thrown around when we're all down to the wire?

[ NOT THAT HE HELPS, BUT, ]
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-14 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
—That crow is a real fuckin' bitch an' you know it.

[ he WILL die on this hill ]