Yeah, well, if you did get me a gift, that would just make you the best Goddess ever, right?
[ surely flattery will get him everywhere ]
Don't worry, it's nothing timestream-altering. Just a couple bags of Chicken Whizees for my best buds here. I mean, it'd be cool if you gave me my superspeed back - everything is so slow - buuut I'm guessing we're all here without our powers for a reason.
I like to think that I already am the best Goddess ever, but I'm always trying to one-up myself, so I'll keep it in mind.
[Disorder gives a merry laugh, kicking off from where she was leaning against the door.]
Unfortunately, in order to create a fair and equal atmosphere, it was determined that all of your pre-existing powers would be replaced with ones that reflect our own stations. You'll have to pick one of those...at least for now. Who knows how much I'll be able to give you if you help me win.
I get to design a whole world in my vision, of course, without the others tearing it all to pieces just because they think they can do better.
[Her hands come together.]
It's a noble cause, I promise. You'd be helping out more than just one of us, you'd be helping out an entire population--and get your own wishes granted, at that.
It's gonna be totally off the chain--I mean, like, it'll be a place where everyone gets to express themselves. Some pretty wild parties, maybe, but nothing too gaudy or crazy, that's Indulgence's deal.
[Disorder laughs.]
I'm all about creative, free thinking, breaking the mold, dismantling the status quo. What do you think--sounds like something you could get on board with?
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[She leans forward a little.]
Since you did ask so nicely, if I did get you a gift, what kind of gift would you want?
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[ surely flattery will get him everywhere ]
Don't worry, it's nothing timestream-altering. Just a couple bags of Chicken Whizees for my best buds here. I mean, it'd be cool if you gave me my superspeed back - everything is so slow - buuut I'm guessing we're all here without our powers for a reason.
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I like to think that I already am the best Goddess ever, but I'm always trying to one-up myself, so I'll keep it in mind.
[Disorder gives a merry laugh, kicking off from where she was leaning against the door.]
Unfortunately, in order to create a fair and equal atmosphere, it was determined that all of your pre-existing powers would be replaced with ones that reflect our own stations. You'll have to pick one of those...at least for now. Who knows how much I'll be able to give you if you help me win.
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And what do you get out of this if you win? Other than the oh-so-great feeling of moral superiority, of course.
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[Her hands come together.]
It's a noble cause, I promise. You'd be helping out more than just one of us, you'd be helping out an entire population--and get your own wishes granted, at that.
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[ please do not make it look like a desolate hellscape ]
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[Disorder laughs.]
I'm all about creative, free thinking, breaking the mold, dismantling the status quo. What do you think--sounds like something you could get on board with?
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Not bad, not bad, I'm into the whole free thinking, dismantling the status quo kinda thing.
[ admittedly it depends on what status quo is being dismantled buuuuut he'll deal with that later. ]
Surprised you've only got three followers though, with a sales pitch like that.
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[She puts a hand to her cheek in a sheepish gesture.]
But still, you picked me. And that makes you totally special to me.