Nice try. There's being talented aaand then there's miracle working. But that doesn't mean I can't help. In fact, I'm more willing to help than anyone else in this competition.
Simple. You scratch my back I'll scratch yours. But I'm the King of Giving, so unlike anyone else, I can make way more exceptions for what constitutes a favor. Just, you know, the task warrants the gift, and all.
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Oh? How can you help? What do I do if I want your help?
[ She comes closer to the pool's edge. ]
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It must be nice to be you. What kind of favors do you ask for?
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[When! He! Had! More! Followers!]
Depends on what you want. An item from home? Easy, do a handstand.