[Carefully, Sasuke fans out the bands and the wires. He starts digging through drawers and shelves, lifting out wheel cogs, putting them down to measure the size.]
I'm busy. [Shut up, he doesn't want to hurt Justice's feelings, so he can't kill Merriment.] Besides, your death will be a surprise.
Retractable wires for weapon manipulation. [He doesn't look up, so this makes it seem as if doing this is completely normal!!] You all blocked my chakra and ninjutsu, so I have to make a mechanical version.
[He pauses for a moment, though still doesn't look up.]
[That's. Hm.] I have no idea what any of that means, but sure. Sounds fair. But if you use it for a murder it'll be a little obvious.
[That's for Sasuke to deal with though, and Merriment pauses again.]
So okay. Let me see if I have this right. You start a rumor threatening one of my kids, you threaten me, you're making weapon manipulation...weapons, and you still want a favor? [This is all said fairly idly like Merriment's not even mad, just extremely curious.] We'll see. What is it?
[wow, don't listen things this is just how he functions ALRIGHT]
I want you to do or give something nice to the girl, Madoka Kaname. [He finally looks up at this. Merriment gets his full attention.] Whatever you want in return for it, I'll do it.
[...Sasuke what in the actual??? Like okay, fine, that won't be difficult for Merriment because they happen to like Madoka, but that wasn't at all what they were expecting.]
...am I saying this is from me or from you? [Why are you like this you goddamn goblin.]
...alright. I can do that, but for a price. [The god crosses one ankle over the other, arms folded over their chest mostly for dramatic effect.]
If you ever decide to willingly switch teams again, align with me. [Sasuke even gets a free choice, how now.] I don't know what your plans are, kiddo, and I don't know how long you want to stay with Disorder, but that's my condition.
[Sasuke considers this for a moment or two. Merriment, at first, doesn't seem to have any useful powers. Not as bold as the others. But they're crafty. One is perfect for reconnaissance, the other two are perfect for finding people who spend too much time together...]
Fine. It's a deal.
[One of two things are going to happen: Disorder is going to kill him, or Disorder is going to kill him.]
Good. Then I'll get something to her right away. [With that, Merrimwnt seems to back off, no longer looming over Sasuke. ] No destroying my kid, switch if you feel like changing alignments again, and Madoka gets a mysterious gift. I think that about covers it.
[Please don't give her something awful.] Hold on. [Leaning back, Sasuke reaches inside his shirt (does he even have pockets, i have no idea) near his belt. He offers something out to Merriment.
It's a small, almost origami folded piece of paper. The silhouette of a man and a woman are on the outside; the one in the middle holding their hands is smaller. There's a spiral drawn in the center on the "child."]
[The only person he's said thank you to so far has been Madoka, and that was only because she cared enough about his brother to honor the passing. Give him time, maybe.
Merriment reminds him of a teacher who tried very hard to have him understand the value of friends.
After watching Merriment for a moment, he turns back to the wires and the armbands.]
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I'm busy. [Shut up, he doesn't want to hurt Justice's feelings, so he can't kill Merriment.] Besides, your death will be a surprise.
It's how ninjas work.
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...what're you even making?
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[He pauses for a moment, though still doesn't look up.]
I want you to do something for me.
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[That's for Sasuke to deal with though, and Merriment pauses again.]
So okay. Let me see if I have this right. You start a rumor threatening one of my kids, you threaten me, you're making weapon manipulation...weapons, and you still want a favor? [This is all said fairly idly like Merriment's not even mad, just extremely curious.] We'll see. What is it?
[There's a 72% chance of Merriment saying yes.]
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I want you to do or give something nice to the girl, Madoka Kaname. [He finally looks up at this. Merriment gets his full attention.] Whatever you want in return for it, I'll do it.
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...am I saying this is from me or from you? [Why are you like this you goddamn goblin.]
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It's from you, not me.
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If you ever decide to willingly switch teams again, align with me. [Sasuke even gets a free choice, how now.] I don't know what your plans are, kiddo, and I don't know how long you want to stay with Disorder, but that's my condition.
Can we agree?
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Fine. It's a deal.
[One of two things are going to happen: Disorder is going to kill him, or Disorder is going to kill him.]
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Good. Then I'll get something to her right away. [With that, Merrimwnt seems to back off, no longer looming over Sasuke. ] No destroying my kid, switch if you feel like changing alignments again, and Madoka gets a mysterious gift. I think that about covers it.
Unless you have anything else to say?
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[Please don't give her something awful.] Hold on. [Leaning back, Sasuke reaches inside his shirt (does he even have pockets, i have no idea) near his belt. He offers something out to Merriment.
It's a small, almost origami folded piece of paper. The silhouette of a man and a woman are on the outside; the one in the middle holding their hands is smaller. There's a spiral drawn in the center on the "child."]
Give this to Justice.
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[There's a pause after that because job, sure, but before they can continue Sasuke's pulling out a piece of paper.
...somewhere under that maybe there is a good kid.]
I'll give him this, too. From me or you? [Just to check.]
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Me.
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Merriment reminds him of a teacher who tried very hard to have him understand the value of friends.
After watching Merriment for a moment, he turns back to the wires and the armbands.]
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Good luck Sasuke.]