GODLY AUDIENCES - ITACHI UCHIHA

[divus]

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WEEK 1

[divus]

[Ruin's voice comes from directly behind Itachi.]

You do? Ooh, how lucky! ♡

[moralhyperopia]

[ he's getting tobi flashbacks and immediately regretting his life choices internally, though he doesn't react externally y e t ]

Yes. I believe my skills would be put to better use under you.

[ the? murder skills? ]

[divus]

[Ruin giggles.]

I like you already! Now... we have to wait until Sunday to make it official. Phooey! But I'll gladly count you among my followers.

[There's a slight pause, and though Ruin's voice stays almost sickeningly sweet, there's a slight edge to it.]

You want something from me in exchange for pledging yourself to me, don't you?

[moralhyperopia]

[ he inclines his head in a short bow ]

Thank you, Ruin-san. And...Yes, I do, though I doubt you'll object to my request. I require something to aid me in the killing of Misaki-san.

[divus]

Oh, that? That's easy enough.

[Ruin doesn't object at all.]

What would you like? ♡

[moralhyperopia]

[ yea he didn't think so ]

That depends on how you feel about destruction of property.

[divus]

Don't mess up my dungeon, and you can do whatever you want to the rest of the temple.

[ruin does not give one single shit about the other gods' hard work]

[moralhyperopia]

[ oh neat ]

In that case... I require something that could help me start a fire. I'm going to burn down the bar.

[ not having his own jutsu to do it is..... weak ]

[divus]

[Ruin snaps her fingers, and a lighter appears in her palm. She offers it to him.]

Good. You'll probably upset Shenny, but who cares about that? She'll get over it.

[moralhyperopia]

[ itachi is a boy ]

... Shenny?

[divus]

[I KNOW I FIXED IT]

You're all calling her Patience. ♡

[it's a nickname, which i hate, do you know how fucking hard it is to come up with a nickname for "patience"]

[moralhyperopia]

[ ha. he feels a little bad, angering patience, but also insert shrug emoji here ]

I see. You're right, she'll simply have to get over it. [ he's going to take the lighter because i forgot to write that in the last tag ] Thank you, Ruin-san.

[divus]

You're welcome!

[see, she's benevolent]

I'm looking forward to seeing what you do to her. ♡

[her being shiki. yikes.]

[moralhyperopia]

[ yikes! he's just going to. bow and leave THERE'S NOTHING TO SAY TO THAT ]