GODLY AUDIENCES: CATRA

[divus]

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[catraclysm]

[ well. this is giving her hordak vs shadow weaver flashbacks, but she just blinks. ]

Guess that means it's requests or nothing? [ a. anyway. ] I'll keep it in mind.

[divus]

If you ask me questions about specific people, I can answer. But I can't just give you a name if you aren't already wondering about them. This is so stupid. What's the point of being a god if I have to follow all these ridiculous rules?

[catraclysm]

[ she knows better than to laugh at ambition out loud but damn does she want to. she bites her lip and huffs ]

Names, hm... What kind of questions about specific people can you answer?

[ because catra has no paid nearly enough attention to people right now oops ]

[divus]

Plenty of things. Like, if you say, "Ambition, I want to kill that icky little goodie two shoes with the pink hair," I can tell you if I think that's a good idea or not.

[Ambition shrugs.]

I can't outright say she's my follower, but I can say if I like what you have in mind.

[catraclysm]

That describes like, three people here.

[ just. gonna mention that. ]

[divus]

Yeah, what's up with that? Don't they realize all that hair dye is going to totally fry their hair?

[sOMETIMES PINK HAIR IS NATURAL, AMBITION.]

They can't all be lucky enough to have an amazing hairstylist like I do.

[A beat.]

...used to have. Ugh.

[catraclysm]

[ what the fuck is a hair dye, ambition, everyone in she-ra has ridiculous hair colors naturally. regardless. ]

What, did something happen to them? Or are you just not allowed one for the contest?

[divus]

I wasn't able to bring people with me when I became a goddess.

[who will do her hair now :( ]

But it's fine. Even not having a hairstylist couldn't make me look bad.

[catraclysm]

[ huh. ]

"Became" a goddess...? So this whole pantheon thing is new, then?

[divus]

Pretty new. I'm not supposed to go into too many details about it, but Patience already admitted she's new to it, so I can too.

[catraclysm]

[ bold of ambition to assume catra paid any attention to patience ]

Soooo... That means you guys know how to make gods.

[divus]

Not exactly. It just sort of happened. But who wouldn't want to make me a god? I'm fabulous.

[A beat.]

Not sure how those other idiots managed it, though.

[catraclysm]

[ i mean, mood, but ]

"It just sort of happened"? Did you not know any of them before all this?

[divus]

I've never met any of them before in my life.

[catraclysm]

[ ... ]

Sooo, you're telling me you literally just became a god, without knowing why, with eleven complete strangers, and your collective reflex to decide on a leader was this?

[ I MEAN, MOOD, BUT, ]

[divus]

Of course not. But the other stuff didn't work. It all got really out of hand. [look there's a reason why y'all can't go below the clouds] Then someone suggested we get a third party to help us decide, and the next thing we know, this is all happening.

It's totally ridiculous.

[catraclysm]

[ why is magic like this ]

But you're still willing to win.

[ SHE'S GOT TO MAKE SURE OK ]

[divus]

If winning some stupid contest is what it takes, I'll do it. I don't have any intention of answering to any of these idiots. Rather, they should all obey me.

[it's the natural order of things]

[catraclysm]

[ welp! okay then!!! shrugs ]

Now that's the attitude I like to hear. I am so glad I picked you.

[ catra is the only one ]

[divus]

[this is fucking cursed cr!!!]

And I'm glad I picked you. Let's crush them!

[catraclysm]

Yes.

[ evil giggle please this is SO CURSED ]

[divus]

[i hate this so much zia

ambition is. also giggling. now these two idiots are evil giggling together. why.]