GODLY AUDIENCES: CATRA

[divus]

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[catraclysm]

[ her Hackles are raised and her Anger Is Real ]

Tell me who did it, I'll use my favor, I don't care, I'm going to kill them!!

[divus]

[the fact that she's using her favor for this is hilarious



the fact that Ambition actually tries to answer with a name is hilarious, too. Unfortunately, she's silenced with a strangled little noise when she tries to, and she stomps her foot angrily before tilting her head up and yelling at the ceiling.]

Are you kidding me?! She got me a whole follower and I can't give her a name? Ridiculous! [grrrrrrrrr] Okay, let's try this. The person responsible for the frog thing isn't human, and isn't one of the gods.

...hah. I knew that would work.

[catraclysm]

[ >:O ]

It better not have been one of the gods. [ but, also, like. ] Seriously? There's, like, seven robots. [ three ] You can't be anymore specific?

[divus]

["hissy cat" has never been more accurate]

About who's responsible for the frog thing? Or--

[aaaand Ambition is magically cut off there.]

[catraclysm]

[ ... hrm ]

Uh. Both?

[ WHATEVER THE SECOND ONE WAS SHE WANTS TO KNOW? ]

[divus]

Fine. One other thing, since you're using a reward for it: you weren't the person that they were planning on turning into a frog.

[surprise!!]

I hope you know what that means, because I'm not allowed to say any more about it.

[catraclysm]

[ ... wait... that means... ]

Someone red stringed me with Rachel?!!

[ NOW SHE'S MAD ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY ]

[divus]

[CAN'T SAY, CATRA...

Ambition is just gonna. Let her throw her tantrum.]

[catraclysm]

[ SCREECHES ]

When I find out who, they're dead!

[ give her a second. ]

[divus]

And since it won't be one of ours [since none of ambition's powers are Like That] I'll reward you for it.

[catraclysm]

Right.

[ that does. soothe her. a bit. being rewarded for her anger is... nice... ]

Thanks for the information. I'll use it wisely.

[ in a murderous fashion ]

[divus]

I know you will. [Ambition huffs.] The people I like aren't stupid.

[that's a really roundabout way of saying you like catra, ambition]

[catraclysm]

[ why are they ... the same person ]

That's 'cause you've picked us well.

[ she means Me, Specifically, why is catra so hungry for praise im ending this thread its too cursed ]

[divus]

[this is super fuckin cursed]

Anyway, don't worry about it too much. We'll pay them back for this. Both of them.

[catraclysm]

Good. I will get payback.

[ #grudgeholding ]

[divus]

Your power will be useful for that.

[catraclysm]

Yeah, well, I picked it for a reason.

[ it was not technically for revenge but, y'know ]

[divus]

And I made it for a reason.

[it was absolutely to screw over the competition]