GODLY AUDIENCES: CATRA

[divus]

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[catraclysm]

[ OK SECOND'S OVER she's strolling around like she owns the place, looking around in curiosity ]

This is your secret room? Wow. [ ... ] Do I still call you Ambition without the mask, or is that weird?

[divus]

You can call me by my old name if you really want to, but if you slip up and use it out there, no one's going to know who you're talking about.

I'm Ambition now, but in my old life, my name was Chloé.

[catraclysm]

[ wow i am so shocked at this development. i cannot believe. ambition was chloe. this whole time. catra makes a sulk face a bit ]

I'm not an idiot. I wouldn't spread it around.

[ unlike... some ludgers.. who shouldn't be named. closes eyes. anyway ]

Nice to meet you without the mask. [ but. seriously: ] That bed is huge. Is that from where you used to live?

[ ARMY COTS VS LAVISH HOTELS, FIGHT ]

[divus]

Of course it is. Even back then, I surrounded myself with only the best.

[Time to... head on over there. She sits down on the edge of it, but that still leaves a whole metric fuckton of space, so. She gestures for Catra to do the same.]

Just jump onto it, you know you want to.

[catraclysm]

[ god. damn it, she does. and she does jump onto it, and what results is a very serious yelp because just like adora in glimmer's palace, catra is not ready for how GODDAMN FLUFFY it is on that bed. she sinks right in. ]

Eek-- is it always like that?

[ like. she isn't. complaining. she just looks genuinely shocked. catra you dumb bitch you've slept on beds since coming here. on a bed. a single. hm okay you know what never mind ]

[divus]

[She looks amused, because she's an asshole.]

Duh. If it wasn't, I'd have it replaced.

[catraclysm]

[ damn. she could get used to that. also im not saying shes kind of kneading the bed without paying attention but she kind of is ]

Have it replaced... So you were in charge of things even before the godhood, then?

[ closes my eyes. no ]

[divus]

Of course I was. That's why I should win - I have way more experience running things than those other idiots.

[she's

the worst

catra just scratch her eyes out and kill HER instead of fortune save yourself from this cursed cr]

[catraclysm]

[ god i wish catra had a real moral compass so she wouldn't just laugh at chloe's statement. if ambeetion wins she wins so she! doesn't care!!! i hate her ]

We're working on it. Don't worry, you'll have leadership in no time.

[divus]

I know that. We make a good team.

[STOP THIS.]

[catraclysm]

[ i wish catra didn't love praise so much. i wish i was dead. ]

That's because we both know how to pick winners.

[divus]

[i hate this so fucking much. i smite catra immediately. not ambition, me.]

Of course. I surround myself with only the best, and you do too.

[catraclysm]

[ screams into infinity as catra laughs more and stretches out on the bed. this is hers now. it is very nice ]

I can't wait until I see their stupid faces when Fortune's dead.

[divus]

Some of them are going to freak out, but really, they should thank us. Weren't they just complaining about how unfair it is that they're the ones dying?

[It was very nice of them!! To go after a god!! And not a participant.]

I'll have to play dumb, of course, if anyone asks. But really, they should have seen it coming. Why would anyone pass a chance like this up?

[catraclysm]

They've been complaining about everything this whole time. It's not going to stop now. [ she definitely sounds mildly annoyed about it, because, like. they signed up for this. :T ]

If it wasn't meant to be part of the game, it wouldn't have been an option. It's not our fault we beat them to the punch.

[divus]

It sounds like a big them problem. Whatever, I can't wait to see the looks on their faces when we get away with it.

[catraclysm]

[ giggles ]

Me neither. It'll be great.

[ I HATE THAT I DID GET AWAY WITH IT ]

[divus]

[YOU SURE AS FUCK DID.]

Who do you think will be most surprised?

[catraclysm]

The other gods'll know, right? So... Probably all those bleeding heart types who keep talking about getting along. Like Madoka or Senri.

[ or yu but she is leaving that.... abandoned..... forever ]

[divus]

Yeah. The others will all know, but they won't be able to say. I'm the one who can give out hints, not them.

[you picked a good god to murder for, catra]

Hah. I'd love to see the look on their faces at the end of the game when they realize we've been playing for keeps the whole time.

[catraclysm]

You're the only one who can? [ she literally laughs out loud at that, because. wow. that's amazing. and horrible for me, personally. ] Oh, wow. That's too bad for them!

I told everyone from the get-go I was planning to win this thing. It's not my fault they didn't listen.

[divus]

It's my thing. [so. HAH. the others can do trial hints as hosts; she can do hints about anything else whenever people want.] They just have to say they can't say.

Some of them might try to trip me up by sending people to me to ask for hints, but they still have to earn them.

[h a h]

No one can say we didn't warn them. It's their fault if they're too stupid to open their ears.

[catraclysm]

And they're not going to earn this anytime soon.

[ ha ha THIS IS TERRIBLE ha ]

We really do make a good team.

[divus]

[this cr was such a mistake]

Duh. We're the best of the best.