GODLY AUDIENCES: CATRA

[divus]

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[catraclysm]

You say that... but be honest with me, has anyone ever picked Mirage?

[ it's? clearly? unfair to have one power be not as good as the others? duh ]

[divus]

Yeah, actually. It's been used twice now.

[catraclysm]

Seriously?

[ catra, a judgmental bitch, is finally realizing just because she can't think of how to use something, does not mean others don't,

but also: ]

When?

[divus]

This week. I don't think it did much, so we might see them switch to a more useful power next week.

[...]

Hey, Catra. There's another task I need you to do for me.

[catraclysm]

[ ah, judgment vindicated ]

Sure, what is it?

[divus]

Find my other followers and convince them to swap powers to Advancement Opportunity for the last week - it should be the week I host. I can suggest it to them, but only if they talk to me first, and they're not as good at doing that as you.

[catraclysm]

[ oh god ]

I... Alright. I'll try to find the rest of us.

[ SHE HAS AT LEAST... A GOOD IDEA... OF WHO THEY AREN'T? BUT ]

...is there any way I can have a hint.

[divus]

I mean, I already told you we poached both of Fortune's followers in the end. I'm pretty sure one of them said who they used to follow at one of the trials.

Does that count, or do you need another hint?

[catraclysm]

Did he stick with us?

[ she thought he moved on to be Piety's single follower. And by she I mean me. Anyway: ]

There's three I don't know, so...How about just a gender thing?

[ the players dumb Britt have pity on me ]

[divus]

They both did. They figured out pretty quick who the natural winners are.

You're looking for a bunch of guys.

[catraclysm]

[ ... Bleh. ]

Alright. Time to go on a quest.

[divus]

Yeah, but it's a favor for me, so you'll get rewarded for it.

[catraclysm]

Obviously. Otherwise I wouldn't be doing it.

[ or would she ]

[divus]

Yes, you would. Sending them all scattering is the easiest way to win.

[catraclysm]

It really is. There's a reason I think you're the best to win this thing. You've really got the brain for it.

[divus]

Well, obviously. Honestly, what are they thinking? They might not like how the competition turned out, but agreeing to take part in it and then not doing anything is utterly ridiculous.

[catraclysm]

Hey, I've been saying as much this entire time.

[ sort of. in a more bitter fashion ]

[divus]

It makes winning easier for us, but it takes some of the challenge out of it. Well, whatever. They won't have anyone to blame for it but themselves.

[catraclysm]

I'm not going to complain about a win, even if it's easy.

[divus]

A win is a win. It's like, whatever. We're going to come out on top in the end, it's just a matter of how bored we'll be until that happens.

[catraclysm]

I plan to keep entertaining myself. [ she stretches out ] But I'll find the rest of us to be sure our win is all that more satisfying. See you later, Chlo.

[ because i have to start another thread and this is just CURSED ENOUGH ALREADY ]