GODLY AUDIENCES: CATRA

[divus]

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[catraclysm]

[ she clearly didn't expect that answer and she cackles, bright ]

Oh, man. You're a lot more fun than they gave you credit for. [ who the fuck is this "they", catra. ] Well, thanks. But y'know, I think that counts as a favor freely given without asking for payback. Wasn't that your own rule?

[divus]

But why should I have to follow my own rule?

[He does what he wants when he makes the rules! And yes he IS fun thank you very much.]

But hey, if you wanna pay me back, I'm never one to complain.

[catraclysm]

[ she laughs again and catra enjoying kuzco is so fucking cursed ]

Now that's how a ruler should talk. But yeah, why not? Let's call it a favor for poaching Entrapta from you all those weeks ago.

[divus]

Ugh, don't remind me. If only I'd had you on my team, I never would've lost all those followers.

[This is exceptionally cursed.]

Thank you. Finally someone who gets it. Everyone here has such skewed priorities I was starting to think I was going crazy.

[catraclysm]

You couldn't all be gifted with a winner like me.

[ catra shut up challenge, you die this week. anyway: ]

I know, right? Everyone's taking this whole thing so... [ she gestures vaguely ] dramatically.

[ catra has killed multiple people. ]

[divus]

You'd think they didn't know what they signed up for. Talk about willful ignorance, right?

[It's fine, she's fine!]

[catraclysm]

Ugh, yes. It's all "I had no idea" or "everything here is so cruel" or "only the good gods were against it". It's like they've never even heard of a competition before.