[He's a god of Indulgence he literally Cannot Understand why anyone would stay under someone for any reason short of material gain??? This is a foreign concept.]
I'll give you until the end of next week. At least one follower for me from each of you, and we'll just go ahead and pretend like none of this ever happened.
[...]
Oh, you look ridiculous. I'll take that.
[A sharp whistle, and Jude is freed from his speedo cap. The creature jumps to the floor and then scurries away to a drawer, presumably.]
... that's very generous of you, Indulgence. Thank you. [ Like. He's not groveling, because he hasn't got that in him and wouldn't want to try, but he has to at least acknowledge that out loud. The god would be within his rights to just fuck them up and move on with his day, so at least this way they have a chance...
.... and at least Jude gets freed from the speedo cap. Yu kind of just. Gives him a thumbs up. ]
[ Until the end of next week. That's more time than Jude was thinking that they were going to get so he's happy with that. Happy being relative, at least.
He'll give Indulgence a nod while Yu gives him a thumbs up. ]
Yeah, thanks... [ Jude gestures to his head. ] For that as well.
[ would it be weird to say he got attached to it? ]
Strange that you weren't, [ he'll murmur, colorlessly.
Honestly? That shooing motion is a blessing. Yu will bow once more and look at Jude, jerking his head towards the door. He'll just... turn around and walk out. Bye.
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I'll give you until the end of next week. At least one follower for me from each of you, and we'll just go ahead and pretend like none of this ever happened.
[...]
Oh, you look ridiculous. I'll take that.
[A sharp whistle, and Jude is freed from his speedo cap. The creature jumps to the floor and then scurries away to a drawer, presumably.]
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.... and at least Jude gets freed from the speedo cap. Yu kind of just. Gives him a thumbs up. ]
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He'll give Indulgence a nod while Yu gives him a thumbs up. ]
Yeah, thanks... [ Jude gestures to his head. ] For that as well.
[ would it be weird to say he got attached to it? ]
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[Really, he does not get, these people, not aligning to him?]
Now, ah, if you don't mind...I was about to really get my groove on.
[He makes a sort of shooing motion toward the door they came from.]
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Honestly? That shooing motion is a blessing. Yu will bow once more and look at Jude, jerking his head towards the door. He'll just... turn around and walk out. Bye.
... he and jude have a lot to discuss ... ]
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H, have fun with that! I'm sure you'll find it in no time.
[ But will definitely get scooting as soon as there's the chance to (after giving Indulgence a bow) because. Well. Multiple reasons now.
This is why you don't break and enter, I guess. ]