Hey, are you serious? Of course we'll come back! [Yeah! Just like they planned, eh Ludger?! The real treasure was friendship all along!!] Were you really holed up in here all by yourself? We should drag some of the games room stuff over here...
[He's mid-planning for a Killer Party, when Ludger suggests they throw a cushion at a god.]
[It is the sound the Luke fon Fabre makes when taking an entire pillow to his dumb face. It is now perfectly clear that, no, he has never had a pillow fight before.]
feel free to cut whenever luke needs to get popped with a pillow
[your wish is Luke's command. flinging his recently acquired pillow at an unfair in close ranges speed, he nails Ludger flat in the face, mid-dramatic defeat.
[Luke does step over Ludger, dropping another pillow on him as he passes. Pillow fights were fun, actually.]
I was serious about the games, by the way. We should hang out. I mean, your area is only available for a little while, so why not, right? It'll be fun!
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[He's mid-planning for a Killer Party, when Ludger suggests they throw a cushion at a god.]
--Uh, no we won't! You can just throw them at us!
[WHAT IS A PILLOW FIGHT]
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Yes, please do! It would be fun...
[As for pillow fights - she tilts her head to one side and studies Luke for a moment.]
Haven't you ever had a pillow fight before, Luke?
[AND SHE JUST TOSSES IT AT HIM I'M SORRY.]
As a god, I decree that you must both fight back!
[they don't actually have to fight back she can't make them do shit.]
sorry trav i have to jump queue for a second to get hit in the face with a pillow
[It is the sound the Luke fon Fabre makes when taking an entire pillow to his dumb face. It is now perfectly clear that, no, he has never had a pillow fight before.]
feel free to cut whenever luke needs to get popped with a pillow
Come on, Luke, you just going to stand there or are you going to fight back?
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well, nothing's happening right now, anyway.
It's easy! You just hit someone with a pillow or throw it at them.
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--and fastballs it into Ludger's face.]
Take that!
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but this means he has another weapon, so he's going to pitch it back at luke! no mercy!!! ]
Fortune, give me a hand! We can take him down together!
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[Fortune darts off... and returns with a pillow in each hand. One she hurls at Luke! The other she tosses to Ludger.
...
Wait, crap, now she's left with no pillow. Hmm. She miscalculated.]
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[RIGHT in the ol abs]
What?! Hey, no fair!
[Swinging both cushions, he launches one at each of his aggressors—although he may have softballed the one at Fortune.
Ludger, on the other hand, get another piledriver of a throw aimed at his own solar plexus.]
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All's, fair in, love and war!
[ he catches the pillow fortune tossed him, and pitches another one at luke. right at his stupid nose, think fast-! ]
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the pillow boffs him so hard, he nearly falls over. instead, he just sways on the spot, holding his nose.]
cheating! that's got to be cheating!
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Giggling, Fortune takes advantage of Ludger's focus on Luke to toss a pillow at him from behind.]
Expect the unexpected, Ludger!
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Oh no, I'm defeated! Curse you, Fortune, for your sudden but inevitable betrayal.
[ pls just bop him in the face or smother him and make him shut up ]
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and dusts his hands off.]
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Fortune hangs back and takes a moment to catch her breath, laughing. Wow, this break-in has put her in such a good mood.]
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I was serious about the games, by the way. We should hang out. I mean, your area is only available for a little while, so why not, right? It'll be fun!
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I'd like that a lot! Feel free to come by whenever you want to.