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Plasmatio Mods ([personal profile] divus) wrote2019-03-18 11:39 am
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GODLY AUDIENCE - MIZUKI AND MAJIMA



*better shitpost pending when I'm not at work probably
haw: (pic#12836222)

majima is 100% chartreuse comic sans

[personal profile] haw 2019-03-18 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
First Senri-kun, now Mizucchi... when am I gettin' some of the attention?

[ he rolls his eye and sighs as he settles into his chair, but he's got a pretty relaxed smile on his face. this is fine. ]

Thanks for meetin' with us, Beauty-han.
digestif: (such a beautiful rainbow)

absolutely disgusting

[personal profile] digestif 2019-03-18 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, Beauty-kun. I promise I'll come later and give you plenty of one-on-one attention?

[ their voice is light and teasing, although they do feel slightly awkward about this meeting for reasons they're not fully willing to disclose to even themself?! In any case, they take a seat next to Majima. ]

You two know each other already, don't you? That makes this a little easier.
haw: (pic#12931840)

[personal profile] haw 2019-03-18 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Two things for me. One... I already apologized to Senri-kun, but I'm sorry for givin' ya a heart attack this weekend, too.

[ since he's... pretty sure beauty hated seeing senri being hurt more than most. but with that said, he shifts into his more professional-oriented persona. he's here to talk business, after all. ]

Second... I'm also here on behalf of Indulgence-han. Seein' as how me an' Mizucchi are already in this together—[ if you think there's a hint of fondness in his voice, you're imagining it, even as he places his hand atop theirs without even really noticing, ]—he's wonderin' if you would want to officially become allies.
digestif: (you can bring yo girlfriends)

[personal profile] digestif 2019-03-18 07:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ they are pleasantly surprised that Majima actually goes as far as apologizing to Beauty, too. Always defying their expectations, that one - the hand over theirs, too, which gets their expression to flinch for the briefest moment. (Does he have to do this now?!) ]

We were just talking about it, after all. Indulgence-san only has one follower left, too - grouping up might be a good way to stay safe, even if it's not an official part of the rules. Moreover, I'm pretty sure he doesn't have a solid concept of what kind of world he wants to make, so I think he could be convinced to share your idea with a little effort.

[ ice cold... but honest. ]
haw: (pic#12982819)

[personal profile] haw 2019-03-18 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ MAYBE HE CAN ASK EM NOW... AND LET MAJIMA SEE HIS DUMB OURAN FACE AGAIN!!! come on. look at what a lovelorn puppy he's being right now. do it. ]

Yeah, I know. [ he sounds so tired. ] Still... c'mon. Mizucchi pointed it out—ya saw what happened with Ambition-han an' Cunning-han. Ain't it worth a shot, at least? From what I've seen of the two of ya separately... ya really aren't all that different.

[ what a cursed assessment ]
digestif: (困るね…)

[personal profile] digestif 2019-03-18 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
How rude. Beauty-kun is much smarter and more charming than Indulgence-san! And much cuter, too. There's no comparison, as far as I'm concerned.

[ it would sound like Mizuki was roasting him if they were talking about anyone else - but they completely mean it. They really love Tamaki... ]

In any case... Beauty-kun, this might sound cold, but we shouldn't worry about making sure the alliance is fair before we've even suggested it. I'm not sure Indulgence-san will think about it that deeply. If he wants us to offer more, then we can find out a way to try and get more followers, but we don't owe him anything yet.
haw: (pic#12931133)

[personal profile] haw 2019-03-19 02:25 am (UTC)(link)
Hey—who's gonna be protectin' who, exactly?

[ it's a cheeky retort, he knows, and he'll fully expecting to get reprimanded again by mizuki for it. but it's a very "typical majima" reply, which hopefully preps the both of them for what follows: ]

. . . Either way, ya have my sincere thanks, Beauty-han. Let's do our best to survive.

[ he bows his head, but not in an overexaggerated manner like he would if he was playing up his host persona. ]
digestif: (FILTH BREED)

[personal profile] digestif 2019-03-19 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Exactly. And if we get into trouble, he can vouch for us, too.

[ they could reprimand Majima, yeah, but it's the truth. They all need to protect each other, here, actually - they're all one step away from getting killed if they don't do something. ]

What do you think? I know Indulgence-san isn't the ideal partner, but it's a place to start. We could try talking to Piety-kun, too.
haw: (pic#12836222)

[personal profile] haw 2019-03-19 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, that's why I'm here, ain't it? If he wasn't willin' to get serious, he woulda just knocked my suggestion down an' I mighta been forced to leave his ass to save mine.

[ he'd been growing a little tense over the past few moments, but... all things considered, this is going over pretty smoothly. not that he'd had much doubt, especially with his present company. but, ah, on that note... he's now acutely aware of his hand over mizuki's. his eye widens for a second before he shifts his hand back to his own chair's armrest.

anyway. ]


Haven't spoken much to Piety-han, but I don't see why Sincerity-han wouldn't be on board, either. [ he blinks, then... starts to chuckle. it's mostly good-natured, but there's a small amount of disbelief mixed in, too. ] Shit... so this is what Senri-kun was talkin' about, huh?
digestif: (meet me at the hotel)

[personal profile] digestif 2019-03-20 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ there he goes... nerd. ]

I haven't spoken to Indulgence-san about this, myself, but I know Majima-kun has. Majima-kun's actually the one who came up with this idea.

[ it may be shocking to hear...

their feelings aren't so different from Majima's on this matter. All the trouble they gave Senri for his ideas, and now they're turning out to be actually plausible. ]


If we could really get an alliance that big to work, that would truly be the best way to end that game - it's a sizeable "if," but worth trying, for the time being. It's not too risky.
Edited 2019-03-20 01:53 (UTC)
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-20 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I honestly can't tell if the two of ya are bein' serious or if you're just teamin' up on me.

[ life... is hard... anyway, with that, majima leans back in his seat and runs a hand through his hair as he sighs. ]

. . . No offense, Beauty-han, but that ain't somethin' we can really help with, is it?
digestif: (困るね…)

laughs at ty using a tamaki icon by accident

[personal profile] digestif 2019-03-21 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ it's tough love, majima

mizuki does get the feeling beauty is giving them a look. Guess they'll have some explaining to do later... or apologizing. ]


Majima-kun is right. We're here to help elect a leader. What happens after that is up to you. [ a beat. ] Of course, I want the best for you, too, but there are limits to what we can do.

[ at least as long as majima sticks by indulgence. They raise an eyebrow at him. ]

Unless you're interested in changing sides, of course.
haw: (pic#12982817)

[personal profile] haw 2019-03-21 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ dead-fuckin-pan: ] Have ya met the guy.

[ joking-but-true remarks aside, majima is... extremely focused as he gives the two his answer. he takes out his lighter and starts flicking it open and closed just to give his hands something to do. ]

I'm not the kinda guy who abandons a group the moment things start lookin' like they'll go to shit. When I pledge myself to somethin' or someone, ya really gotta fuck up or fuck me up to get me to leave. [ ...he tenses a little, but it lasts only a fraction of a second. ] He may not be the best candidate, an' honestly, I hope he doesn't win. But as soon as we found out gods were vulnerable if they lose all their followers, I knew I was gonna be the only one he could count on, an' I sure as hell would rather die myself than live with the knowledge that me bein' a coward meant someone's blood would be on my hands.
digestif: (on a petrol-stained sailboat)

[personal profile] digestif 2019-03-22 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ his words and the little fraction of tension seem to draw Mizuki's attention, and they eye him curiously with a difficult-to-read expression that vanishes as soon as the conversation goes back to them. ]

I suspected as much. There's a reason I always considered you one of the most reliable players.

[ it's frustrating that he won't switch even though he doesn't want Indulgence to win -- but, at the same time, there's something comforting about his insistence on staying to protect him. He's a good person on the inside. Better than they are, maybe - both of these men are. ]

I talked to him about his plans before, a little bit. He was vague, [ to put it kindly ] but it sounded like his main goals are keeping everyone in his world satisfied and entertained.
haw: (pic#12933098)

[personal profile] haw 2019-03-22 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ beauty's suggestion may as well have aged majima ten years in an instant. but he'd just gotten on that soapbox about how he's the only one indulgence can rely on... ugh!!!

with a HEAVY sigh, ]
...I can try. Who knows—I got him to agree with this idea, maybe I can try wranglin' him. I got a way with words around him.

[ he pauses, then turns to face mizuki with exasperation as he comes to an epiphany. ]

God, is this how dealin' with me feels like?
digestif: (such a beautiful rainbow)

[personal profile] digestif 2019-03-22 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[ the ever-present problem of persuading people to join beauty persists, they see... That's been the hardest part of this entire competition for Mizuki by far. Funny: if he was asking them to cull the numbers of the other gods instead of raise his own, they feel like they'd probably see more success. But doing the right thing is never easy. They know that just as well as anyone else. ]

I'll do my best, Beauty-kun - although I'm not sure who I could persuade at this point. Everyone I've spoken to refuses to change because they don't want their god to be killed.

[ everyone's empathy is getting in the way of actual problem-solving... a hypocritical thought, considering that they might be able to solve this if they'd just leave Beauty behind, but a thought they have nonetheless. Majima's comment gets him a wry smile and a raised eyebrow. ]

No? You're not that bad, you know. Although I'd appreciate it if you'd stop getting beaten up so much, please.