TL;CR MEME

[divus]

TL;CR MEME

1. Comment with your character.
2. Receive comments from others.
3. Reply to their comments with long ballads and explanations of your characters' relationship throughout the game.
4. Endure everyone else reading your comment like the vultures they are.

Comments

[nosediving]

octopus emoji

[dupelicate]

Shang is this weird olden times guy who apparently EATS MELON SEEDS AND DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A SANDWICH IS???? I'm really harmed that he never found out about the octopus thing, because Luke would have felt POWERFULLY bad. Instead, his impression of Shang is just this... weird dude who doesn't seem to have the constitution of a wet napkin, and sustains himself on eating actual trash that you're supposed to throw out. Even Luke knows some of these slang words, come on! Figure it out from context, stupid!

His impression of Luke's solo eating habits are 100% correct and well-founded.

[nosediving]

Stupid, he knows way more slang words than you!

[dupelicate]

SOMEHOW THAT'S WORSE