TL;CR MEME

[divus]

TL;CR MEME

1. Comment with your character.
2. Receive comments from others.
3. Reply to their comments with long ballads and explanations of your characters' relationship throughout the game.
4. Endure everyone else reading your comment like the vultures they are.

Comments

[tootsiepop]

maybe

[goatsongs]

well too bad because I discovered writing in iambic pentameter is really hard

Anyway! Connor was Chuuya's least favorite participant for a while, before he got dethroned by Newt and Child Murder. But he still doesn't like him! He did an impression of him once:

"I am programmed to find the most efficient route to solving the case. Human decency is not part of my programming. Please desist having emotions at once."

Also Chuuya doesn't like police so like, that doesn't help.

also fuck you you obviously have a soul. umbrellas can have get souls and they spend most of their existence not talking or thinking things.