GODLY AUDIENCES: SENRI

[divus]

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[divus]

We barely know each other, so I can't tell you my name.

["Duh." god, i'm sorry she's rude.]

But I can tell you I'm from Paris, I guess.

[usogi]

[HE ELECTS TO IGNORE IT]

Paris...! I've only heard of it - I've never been. Is it as beautiful as everyone says?

[divus]

Well of course it is. I wouldn't live there if it wasn't.

[usogi]

What are your favorite places?

Will you take us there when it's your turn to host?

[he'd love it so much]

[divus]

I'm going to be taking you all to the best hotel in Paris.

[god why is she like this]

The boutiques are phenomenal, of course. They're not actually in the hotel, but I'll make sure they are when it's in my wing so you don't have to go far. Making it different from how it was will be good practice for when I win and make a new world, anyway.

[usogi]

A hotel? A fancy hotel? Really?

[hE'S SO HAPPY HE COULD CRY]

[divus]

Yes, really. I just said that, didn't I?

[usogi]

Yeah! You did - sorry, it's just...

[and he laughs sheepishly]

Even though I go to a fancy school, I don't really get to experience stuff like that a lot. Living luxuriously is my second dream. So getting to go to a fancy hotel in Paris is really amazing. I'm super excited. Will you show me around?

[divus]

Sure, I guess.

[provided he's like. alive]

Look, don't tell people that. Act like you fit in, and you can go anywhere you want as long as you look the part. The people who work events like that are idiots who couldn't be there otherwise, and idiots are easy to fool.

[usogi]

[oh my god

senri laughs]

You're preaching to the choir, Bambi, but I'm telling you because we're friends.

But if you want me to act high class, I can do that too.

[divus]

Just act however you want to act.

[she waves a hand, apparently forgetting she told him to drop the act the first time they talked. i'm tired.]

[usogi]

[oh my god,,

senri can't help but laugh more at that, even as he dabs the sponge on ambition's hands to get a nice faded gold to black gradient]

.... you're really funny, Bambi.

How have things been going with the other gods? Are you getting along with them any better?

[divus]

[defensively:]

What is that supposed to mean?

[dON'T LAUGH AT HER]

None of them have really... talked to me much. But they stopped acting like I'm secretly plotting to kill them all, at least.

[usogi]

I mean I think you're really cute. We're around the same age, aren't we?

[that's what he's guessing though - it's probably just because she reminds him so much of one of his classmates]

Hmm, that's a good start! I think I told Piety to try to be nice to you - they're really polite... I told Cheri too. So I'm hoping that you can all start to get along a little better...

[divus]

Maybe.

[maybe!! only time will tell

...something occurs to her, though.]

Why don't you have a nickname for Piety? Don't you make nicknames for everyone?

[usogi]

English nicknames are hard...

[HE'S POUTING, THIS IS LITERALLY IT,,]

And Piety sometimes talks really... official? I almost feel like I'm talking to one of my teachers, and I don't make nicknames for them.

Beauty just doesn't have a nickname because I can't think of one though....

[divus]

[uh]

You know Piety's younger than you, right? Hurry up and figure out a nickname for him.

[usogi]

He is?! He talks like - a small grandfather...!!

[SENRI,]

[divus]

[SNORTS]

He does, doesn't he? For someone of his age, it's totally ridiculous. He needs to loosen up a little.

[usogi]

You should go with him to the carnival, Bambi! I'm sure he'd love it.

[divus]

[uh.]

What?

[usogi]

You said he needs to loosen up a little, right? I can go with you too if you want, but I thought it'd be a nice way for you to make more friends...

[divus]

[brb i'm bullying danielle into letting me have ambition take piety on a carnival date]

I. [???] I guess that could... work. I'll ask him.

[usogi]

[hell yea]

I think you both could have a lot of fun... I'm sure I won't be too far, so find me if you need me.

[and he finishes sponging the gradients onto her nails!! honestly they look awesome but - ]

Aaaand the top coat will help blend them even better. Hold on. [he'll reach for that bottle next...]

[divus]

Hmph. It'll be fine. I can... play nice with Piety.

[can you, ambition. can you really.

...well, she CAN at least stay still enough for him to put on a top coat, so she does that.]