GODLY AUDIENCES: SENRI

[divus]

Comments

[usogi]

[ . . . ]

Ugh, don't tell me it has something to do with Majima.

[hE'S BEEN TOLD NOT TO GO ANYWHERE NEAR HIM FOR THE REST OF THE WEEKEND]

[divus]

That's a seeeecret.

[usogi]

[BOOOOO.]

Cheriiiiii.

Ugh, I'm so mad! Even if I've been told I'm cursed, I'm so mad...!

- oh right, Beauty said to ask you something about maybe not getting cursed as much in the future.

[divus]

What exactly was it that he said?

[usogi]

A charm or something to protect me from other people's powers? Shelter does that right - I'm not on your team right now but...

Um, it feels like I kind of need it.

[divus]

[aaaah...]

I'd give you that if I could. But things that are covered by the powers my followers get... they're sort of "reserved" for my followers, you see. It wouldn't be fair otherwise.

[usogi]

Mm, that's why Beauty couldn't let me borrow Above Suspicion either...

[POUTS]

I wonder how Ray-kun got that item that removed Bambi from suspicion this week... He's so smart, Cheri, I can't keep up!

[divus]

Sometimes it's not about what you're asking, but who you're asking it to. You and Ray-kun divvied up which of us you were going to be visiting, didn't you?

[usogi]

[ . . . ]

I have to talk to Indulgence?

[divus]

Maybe! But you didn't hear it from me!

[usogi]

[BIG CRY]

Why did the weirdest god get one of the most helpful specialties, Cheri....?!

[divus]

Probably because he wouldn't stand a fighting chance at all without it.

[usogi]

[ . . . ]

Stone cold but likely true.

Do you get along with him?

[divus]

I don't, like, hate him or anything. And that guy knows how to party, he's a riot.

[...]

Buuuut I don't think I want a world where he's the boss of me.

[usogi]

Mm, that's what I'm thinking too...

I kind of want to see if I can get him to play with the other gods better. A lot of people don't take him seriously?

[divus]

I don't think he really takes himself seriously.

Well, like. He takes himself seriously, but not the serious kind of seriously, you know what I mean?

[usogi]

Oh - yeah, I totally do.

[how do you understand that]

... Hmm, that's hard.... He seems like a really... flamboyant type person who doesn't really listen to anyone? I'm not super good with upper-class people...

[senri hates rich people text it]

[divus]

No? But you handle me just fine.

[usogi]

[ . . . . . . ]

Hm?

You are?

[divus]

I'm only the prime minister's favorite nephew!

[usogi]

[ . . . senri blinks.]

... now that you mention it....

[he nods slowly]

The prime minister's son is one of my classmates. We must be from different Japans.... and besides, I think he'd fall in love with you.

[TOUJI HAS A PROBLEM WITH CROSSDRESSERS]

[divus]

Must be. Oh, but that wouldn't be surprising! Most people do!

[why is he posing. stop this.]

[usogi]

I'm not surprised by that at all - Cheri really is the best. You're my ideal type too!

It's a really lucky thing that I had a boyfriend by the time you unmasked for me.

[why are they like this]

[divus]

That's flattering, Sen-chan. But you're right - I'm no homewrecker!

[usogi]

Good call, Cheri!

[though actually that reminds him - ]

Oh - but thanks for dressing up Sasuke back on Monday. He looked great, even if I don't know why he put that much effort in for a practice date. Probably the challenge rule?