GODLY AUDIENCES: SENRI

[divus]

Comments

[usogi]

Huh, so I really do only get what I ask for... I really have to think of more questions.

[god he's so bad at this]

Mm - then is it okay if I ask for something?

[divus]

You can ask! If I can grant it, I'll give it to you.

[in other words: depends on what it is]

[usogi]

I don't know what time period Cheri is from...

[ . . . ]

But I reeeeeaaaally need a portable phone charger! Like - super duper bad!!

[i hate this]

[divus]

[Hmm.

Sincerity focuses for a moment, then makes a tsking sound under his breath.]

Are you kidding me?! Okay - apparently I have to get you to actually complete a task before I can make that. Get one person to tell me they want to switch allegiances to our team, and you'll have your charger.

[usogi]

[wh]

A whole allegiance switch for a charger? Is it a magical charger? Do I not have to charge the charger?

[the high price for technology.....]

[divus]

It will hold a charge permanently without needing to be recharged.

[which is good because not every room has electrical outlets]

[usogi]

[oh fuck]

... and do I get to take it home at the end?