GODLY AUDIENCES: SIEG

[divus]

Comments

[divus]

Sure. I think it makes them happy when more people talk to them anyway, so anything I can do to send people their way...[Shrug.]

[heartmunculus]

I promised Sincerity I would keep cooking sweet for him.

[divus]

That's really nice of you, Sieg. I mean it. [Does Merriment just kind of worry about half of the other gods? Yeah.] What're you thinking of making next?

[heartmunculus]

[Sieg can't quite pinpoint who Merriment reminds him of, but he reminds him of somebody...]

I was thinking a chocolate-strawberry cake. Most people seem to like that flavor.

[divus]

It's a good combination of something rich and something sweet. What's not to like?

[heartmunculus]

It's all good to me.

[divus]

Anybody ever tell you you're a little too easy-going sometimes?

[heartmunculus]

... It's just food isn't it?

[divus]

Yeah, but everybody has to have an opinion on something don't they?

[heartmunculus]

I have opinions on grails.

[divus]

Do you have any opinions that aren't throwing cups into the clouds?

[heartmunculus]

I liked spending time with the professors in Chaldea for the brief time I was there.

[Nerd.]

[divus]

What kind of stuff did they teach you? I've never heard of Chaldea or anything like that, and I've never met professors.

[heartmunculus]

Math and a little bit of how to fight. I think Moriarty tried to teach the Master how to run an evil empire, but she walked away before he could finish.

[divus]

Why would anybody need to know how to do that...? [He shakes his head.] But math seems pretty important.

[heartmunculus]

Well.. He's Moriarty. He's a math professor, but he's also called the Napoleon of crime for a reason.

... He might've been trying to help? It's hard to get a read on that guy.

[divus]

...sounds like some of the people we've got on this end of things. [Yike.] But whatever, I guess.

[heartmunculus]

You have fictional crime lords as gods?

[divus]

Welllll maybe not that similar but some of us had pretty interesting lives before we ascended. It might be closer than you think.

[heartmunculus]

Hmm.... I'm looking forward to getting to know you better.

[divus]

...I'm glad to hear it. There's still time to do that, even if it doesn't feel like it.