[You only feel that way because you aren't fat and happy. :/ ]
See, that's the thing. Shouldn't have to work, but I've already lost two followers. At least one of which, I could've sworn I had an understanding with. It's annoying.
Uh, duh, I can offer anything. I'm Indulgence, so providing is sort of my thing; nothing's an issue as long as I can't be cited for "rule breaking". So tedious. I swear, they just wanted to put me at a disadvantage.
[Whatever. He rolls his wrists, tapping out a tune with one foot.]
I don't ask for much. I ask for loyalty, I ask for information, I ask for updates. As long as something's being done for me, the rewards will keep coming.
Well, you're not in a terrible position for that. Sucks that you lost a few followers, and a bad week could cost you, but you're also in a decent position to reach the top.
I'm sure I'll bounce back, once more people realize what I can do.
[Indulgence shrugs.]
Usually? It better be something real impressive...but I'm starting to realize that impressive gifts are in short supply here, so as long as you show some effort in creating something, that's good enough. But it better be spectacular in some way, something I've never seen or something I'm not likely to find easily on my own.
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I'm just tired of getting hand-me-down bottles of booze from the Parlor.
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See, that's the thing. Shouldn't have to work, but I've already lost two followers. At least one of which, I could've sworn I had an understanding with. It's annoying.
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Yeah, people are like that. It sucks, huh?
But if someone was out shopping for a new god, what could you offer them—or what could they expect working under you to be like?
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[Whatever. He rolls his wrists, tapping out a tune with one foot.]
I don't ask for much. I ask for loyalty, I ask for information, I ask for updates. As long as something's being done for me, the rewards will keep coming.
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[He's probably squeamish...]
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Well, some of the gods here seem okay with murder. I was just wondering what your stance was on it—but I guess you prefer tasks of a different sort?
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[He's greedy and lazy, but probably not a killer? Really isn't seeming like the type.]
I'd rather just win by being better than everyone else. Getting rid of people is so...messy.
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[he's... getting that impression...]
Well, you're not in a terrible position for that. Sucks that you lost a few followers, and a bad week could cost you, but you're also in a decent position to reach the top.
What do you like as offerings, anyway?
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[Indulgence shrugs.]
Usually? It better be something real impressive...but I'm starting to realize that impressive gifts are in short supply here, so as long as you show some effort in creating something, that's good enough. But it better be spectacular in some way, something I've never seen or something I'm not likely to find easily on my own.
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I'm just tired of getting hand-me-down bottles of booze from the Parlor.
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... Well, I guess it would be exhausting for all of us to essentially be telling you to get drunk.