GODLY AUDIENCES: RAY

[divus]

Comments

[selfimmolates]

Each god has a specialty that they can do for participants, right? What's yours?

[divus]

I can do favors for people upfront, and then they can pay me back after. ♡

[unlike everyone else, who has to have a task completed first]

[selfimmolates]

That's... rather generous. Is there a time limit?

[divus]

We'll make an agreement when it happens. It's only a problem if you don't hold up your end of the deal.

[selfimmolates]

I see. What kind of favours can you do?

[divus]

Most of us can do pretty much anything as long as it isn't against our rules. You just have to ask us right.

[selfimmolates]

So how does one ask you right?

[divus]

You start by asking for what you want from me, and I tell you if it's something I can give you.

[don't overthink it, ray]

[selfimmolates]

[overthinking is his special talent.]

Just checking. Wouldn't want to do sonething wrong, after all.

[divus]

[carve it on his statue]

You all worry so much. ♡

[selfimmolates]

After today, I don't think that's going to improve, unfortunately.

[divus]

And who do you all have to blame for that?

[selfimmolates]

Ourselves for being morons?

[divus]

The people who killed, for doing that.

[selfimmolates]

Well, that too.

So what's your opinion on all this so far? Seems like you and your followers have been in the shadows so far.

[divus]

Can you blame us? We haven't even done anything yet and all of you are already willing to try and say we're responsible for it.

I wasn't even on that list today!

[selfimmolates]

Or last week either.

[divus]

And people want to believe we're behind it all. Meanwhile, they act all shocked when the same gods appear on the list over and over again.

[She stomps her foot.]

It makes me sick.

[selfimmolates]

Things will probably get messy if you ever do show up.

[divus]

Oh, I know exactly what will happen if I ever show up there.

It's the same thing that was going to happen to Cunning before Piety gave all of you an easy way out of that vote. ♡

[selfimmolates]

Personally, I'd prefer staying on Cunning's good side.

[he probably would've voted for indulgence tbh. sorry indulgence.]

By the way, was any of it true—the bit about you and Disorder wanting to take Sincerity out?

[divus]

I'm not sure why you think we aren't all out to take each other out, Ray-Ray. We're in this because we plan to win.

[selfimmolates]

Yes, but are you in a special secret alliance with Disorder in particular?

[divus]

I wouldn't call it anything like that. I just agreed to stay out of her way for a little while, and she said that if I did, she'd stay out of mine.

[selfimmolates]

Would you say you get along with her?