Sounds silly, but imagine the kind of intel you might get if you're posing as, I don't know, an adorable kitten or something. People love to share their secrets to dumb animals. Also, you can give yourself wings, or turn someone else into a creature that keeps them out of your way when you might need it the most.
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[i hate that he's seriously considering it]
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[IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE PICKY AS HELL!!]
... Also, can Water Into Wine be used to turn something into acid?
[what]
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[He makes an expansive gesture over his head.]
Sounds silly, but imagine the kind of intel you might get if you're posing as, I don't know, an adorable kitten or something. People love to share their secrets to dumb animals. Also, you can give yourself wings, or turn someone else into a creature that keeps them out of your way when you might need it the most.
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... I guess you have a point.
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[Even when he seems as dull as an overused eraser.]
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Well, thanks for your time. If I do defect to you, can I expect that protection item?
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[But most likely.]