GODLY AUDIENCES - TAKAOMI SHISHIMARU

[divus]

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[bakaomi]

That's good.

[ ... ]

You're not really what I was expecting.

[divus]

[Fortune tilts their head to one side.]

What were you expecting?

[bakaomi]

I don't know. You're just very...

[ he scratches his chin. ]

Short?

[divus]

[There's the sound of a little puff of air from behind the mask. Not possible to see, but Fortune is totally puffing their cheeks out.]

I'm not that short.

[girl you are tied with justice for shortest god]

[bakaomi]

[ he snorts ]

Was that a nerve?

[divus]

Did you come here to poke fun at me or is there something I can help you with?

[yes. yes, that was a nerve.]

[bakaomi]

That answers that.

[ it's funny. ]

I just wanted to ask about you.

[divus]

[...mmmgh. Well, he's not wrong.]

What did you want to ask?

[bakaomi]

Let's get the obvious out of the way.

What kind of world do you want?

[divus]

A world where gods won't play games with people's lives.

[a beat.]

...I know that's a little ironic, given everything that's happening right now.

[bakaomi]

[ just a tad ]

Patience decided not to participate. Why couldn't the rest of you?

[divus]

Because there were some people who were way too eager to participate. If enough of us abstained like Patience, that would make it a lot easier for someone really unpleasant to win.

[do you want ruin to win by default, taka. do you.]

[bakaomi]

Ruin?

[ you can namedrop, fortune, it's fine ]

[divus]

Yes.

[y e p. fortune sounds tired.]

[bakaomi]

Your reunions must be fun.

[divus]

Not very...

[Fortune sighs wearily.]

[bakaomi]

... question.

If you don't win, who would you want to win instead?

[divus]

[Fortune is quiet for a few long moments.]

...I think... probably Piety.

[bakaomi]

... hm. You're the second one to tell me that.

[ god is piety really the single braincell ]

[divus]

[Fortune giggles.]

That doesn't surprise me.

[bakaomi]

[ i can't believe fortune and piety are the same person ]

It's a little surprising, from what I saw at trial.

[ piety seemed like a wimp tbh ]

[divus]

Piety cares a lot about other people. He can be sort of... passive, sometimes, which is why I think I should win, but there are worse people to have in charge.

[like ruin.]

[bakaomi]

[ everyone is so rude about ruin ]

... hm. Who even came up with the idea to do this?

[divus]

...well... Piety.

[A beat.]

It was his idea to have a third party decide, since we couldn't get along. The others are the one who twisted it into... this.

[bakaomi]

That must have been fun for him.

[ if he's so nice then taka wonders if he feels bad about it then. ]