GODLY AUDIENCES - TAKAOMI SHISHIMARU

[divus]

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[divus]

And you shouldn't. Do you have any idea how few of you have actually spoken to me?

[bakaomi]

... every time one of you tells me that I get more concerned.

[ it's

it's too many gods saying this ]

[divus]

Most of you are only talking to the gods you chose, or not talking to any of us at all. It's totally ridiculous.

[bakaomi]

Not even to their own god?

[ ??????????? ]

[divus]

Right? How stupid is that? You'd think that would be the first thing you all would so.

[bakaomi]

It'll be easier to find out their reasoning...

[ but getting people to fuckin admit which gods they've spoken to is not taka's strength, as he has no friends ]

[divus]

Assuming you can get them to talk to you, anyway.

[they both seem to have trouble with that]

[bakaomi]

[ taka literally gets along with the gods better than the other participants and that's terrible ]

... if I can't then the shitty rabbit probably can.

[divus]

[squinting behind the mask]

You mean Senri?

[bakaomi]

That's what I said.

[ no ]

People are a lot more willing to tell him things.

[divus]

[okay, but more importantly]

Is comparing people to animals a thing where you come from? Because he tried to nickname me for Bambi.

[bakaomi]

He's just into nicknames.

[ ..... that doesn't explain everything else ]

[divus]

And why do you call him a rabbit?

[bakaomi]

The kanji in his family name.

[ it means wabbit ]

[divus]

[sq..uints]

What is a kanji supposed to be?

[congrats you found the non-weeb god]

[bakaomi]

[ oh ]

Do you know what Japanese is?

[ look there are people here who don't know what electricity is, he's gotta be sure ]

[divus]

It's a language, duh. And I know they make sushi in Japan. I just don't speak it.

[bakaomi]

[ the fact that ambition's knowledge of japan seems to be they speak japanese and also sushi is making him lose his mind right now, but he manages to keep a straight face again. ]

Then you've seen the symbols that make up the written language? Kanji's one form of it.

[divus]

There's more than one way to write Japanese?

[bakaomi]

There's also kana, which-- [ oh my god how did the conversation get here ]

Well, people are normally more familiar with kanji.

[divus]

Is kana the stuff that looks like Chinese?

[no, ambition, that's kanji]

[bakaomi]

That's kanji.

[ he pulls a pen out of his pocket ]

Give me your hand.

[divus]

[ambition shakes her head]

You want to write on my skin? Ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous! [she reaches into her sleeve and pulls out a scrap of paper.] Write on this like a civilized person instead.

[bakaomi]

It's called using soap.

[ binch

but he will write out the word ambition in kanji and then shows her ]

[divus]

[


yeah she's never gonna remember that, but she nods]