I'm not like that rose-loving dumbass. [So.] Surprise surprise, most of you haven't bothered trying to contact me. The only thing I've asked for is something in exchange for something someone wanted. I can at least be fair that way.
...find me a sparring partner. Swordsman. I mean I'll take anything but preferably somebody with experience with a blade. Find them and send them to me for a match.
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Why? Volunteering?
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Sure. Besides killing.
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...find me a sparring partner. Swordsman. I mean I'll take anything but preferably somebody with experience with a blade. Find them and send them to me for a match.
[Hm.]
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... sure. Alright.
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A gun.
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One condition. You're not allowed to shoot me with it. Do you even know how to--[Wait.] Is this a detective thing?
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But fine.
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-- I mean bullets too, by the way. I don't need a lot.
[ it's more of a Just In Case he needs to shoot someone in the foot than for actual murder. so. ]
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Fine. I'll contact you when the conditions are met.
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