GODLY AUDIENCES - TAKAOMI SHISHIMARU

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[bakaomi]

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Need any... help... with that...

[ you can see that he is struggling with this here ]

[divus]

[...]

Why don't you just tell me what you want and spit it out already? [Bro.]

[bakaomi]

I mostly wanted to apologize.

[ he also wants his fuckin reward but

he should apologize first ]

[divus]

[Does Taka deserve a gun????]

...wanna give me your side of the story? The hell were you two doing?

[bakaomi]

[ no but he keeps getting traumatized during curfew so he'd feel better about it ]

We were just checking out where the door in the armory went to. And then when the girls showed up, Sasuke shoved us under the bed.

[divus]

[YEAH PLEASE...SAVE TAKA HOLY SHIT. Not that Cunning cares but I, personally, care.]

Anybody ever tell Sasuke he's kind of an idiot? [Sigh.] They drop by unannounced all the time. You probably should've expected that.

[bakaomi]

I wasn't surprised about Disorder, since...

[ cunning kind of implied they were a Thing the last time they spoke. ]

Sasuke already didn't trust any of you, so I'm not too shocked about him getting defensive. It was just... you know... how he went about it. The almost burning us alive part.

[divus]

...Ambition's a good kid. She just needs somebody to look after her. [An explanation Taka didn't ask for, but.] Disorder shouldn't be that surprising. You've seen her.

[Disorder's hot, text it.]

Yeah see, it's not the defensive part I'm mad about. Well, other than pulling a knife on Disorder and bruising Ambition, I'm not forgiving that just yet. It's the part where he thought lighting the bed on fire while you were still there that gets me. I thought ninjas were supposed to be smarter than that.

[bakaomi]

Maybe he forgot that I'm a relatively normal fifteen year old?

[ it's not an excuse it's just the only thing he can fuckin think of ]

[divus]

Given I think he might've forgotten I'm a god when he came to talk to me, that's likely. [UCHIHA!!!]

...you're a pretty clever fifteen year old though, I'll give you that much. Sending the literal sword at me? Nice touch.

[bakaomi]

Oh. Who won?

[divus]

He did. [And Cunning sounds a little stunned by that.] Just barely, we're gonna do it again next week or something. Probably.

[bakaomi]

[ he blinks in surprise ]

Sounds like you had fun.

[divus]

Yeah. [Weirdly, he doesn't sound menacing? He actually sounds pretty happy...] It's been a while since I've had a challenge, I was kind of worried I was falling out of practice. Most of the others aren't really combatants.

[bakaomi]

I dunno. Justice seems like he could be a good match.

[divus]

And have Merriment freeze my ass? Thanks, but no thanks. I'd rather do it my way.

i can't believe beauty is here too

[bakaomi]

You know what? Fair.

beauty is stalking Taka text it

[divus]

Did you know he was as good as he is, or was that a lucky guess?

[bakaomi]

A lucky guess, but considering Ray it shouldn't be that surprising.

[divus]

...so let me get this right. You got your information from Ray, went to Ishikirimaru and that's how all of this happened?

[bakaomi]

Oh. No, I just went to Ishikirimaru and told him to go spar with you.

[ taka has never once used ray for information on help with gods and that's what's funny ]

[divus]

[...it almost sounds like a laugh, but Cunning would deny it.]

And he just listened to you. I've gotta say, that's an incredible kind of power. You're really working for stuff, aren't you?

[Yeah, he didn't forget.]

[bakaomi]

Well, I did say I'd do it.

[divus]

People say a lot of things they don't mean. [That aside.] That said, you upheld your end of the deal. On the downside, you also helped wreck my room.

[bakaomi]

... so does it cancel it out?