GODLY AUDIENCES - TAKAOMI SHISHIMARU

[divus]

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[bakaomi]

[ oh

he walks over, stopping next to her. ]

Any requests for next time?

[divus]

Like a super stylish hat that has a sign tucked into the brim that says "please don't murder me"?

[bakaomi]

... sorry we couldn't save Ruin.

[divus]

You did your best. Who would've thought that multiple parties were so hell bent on killing her?

[...]

It's not like we were friends, or anything. We just got along better than she got along with most people. I'm just, like, wow, anyone who hits zero really is fucked, huh?

[bakaomi]

... I'd say maybe we caught everyone who'd kill one of you, but we've been having murders every week...

[ he also wouldn't like

doubt someone might somehow accidentally murder a god ]

[divus]

I'm not holding my breath. I might as well start bedazzling my coffin while I have the chance.

[bakaomi]

I'll stay with you.

[ ... not like that helped ruin in the end but. ]

[divus]

Why? I don't know why you'd, like, even want to hang around for that.

[bakaomi]

...

[ he shrugs ]

[divus]

Has anyone ever told you you're basically the worst conversationalist?

[She sighs, but then laughs under her breath.]

It's like talking to a wall. But I guess even walls can be charming.

[bakaomi]

I've been told.

[ there's a pause. ]

Want to get something to eat?

[divus]

Yeah. I'm starving.

[That's one way to distract yourself from your potential demise. Food is always there for you.]

I could go for a carb binge.

[bakaomi]

[ he gestures towards the temple. ]

Kitchen's this way.