GODLY AUDIENCES - TAKAOMI SHISHIMARU

[divus]

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[divus]

...you find talking to me scarier than getting stabbed?

[bakaomi]

I assure you, I definitely would prefer to talk to you over getting stabbed.

[ stabbing is extremely low on his list ]

You're just...

[divus]

Just...?

[also francy i've been wondering this for awhile but why the fuck are you awake]

[bakaomi]

[ ......... listen, ]

There's something about you that's hard to deal with.

[ it's the honesty. ]

[divus]

. . .

[literally why, taka]

[bakaomi]

...

[ he's only like, intellectually smart

he's emotionally stupid ]

[divus]

...

[yeah sincerity is starting to see that]

[bakaomi]

What.

[divus]

You might, uh. Wanna check out a few self-help books on being honest with yourself from the study, dude.

[bakaomi]

Do I look like I need something like that?

[divus]

Yes.

[bakaomi]

... I've been doing fine.

[divus]

[stares pointedly at him]

[bakaomi]

...

Stop that.

[divus]

[STARES POINTEDLY AT HIM]

[bakaomi]

[ STARES BACK

he has a disadvantage which is him not having a fucking mask ]

[divus]

[honestly yeah sincerity's definitely blinking behind the mask but it sure looks like he isn't

gods are cheaters]

[bakaomi]

...

This is bullshit.

[ HE KNOWS THIS IS CHEATING ]

[divus]

[gasps, sounding (fake) scandalized]

Language, Takaomi-kun!

[bakaomi]

No.

[divus]

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

[bakaomi]

I don't kiss my mom.

[divus]

Not even on the cheek? That probably makes her sad.

[bakaomi]

She'll get over it.

[ she probably gets over it by forcing kisses anyway

takamama is affectionate ]

[divus]

[seriously:]

Be sure that you spend time with her while you can, once this is all over.