GODLY AUDIENCES - TAKAOMI SHISHIMARU

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[bakaomi]

If you don't tell me I'm stealing your dog.

[divus]

Don't be mean to Antoinette! [THAT'S RUDE!!!] And you can't do that, I'm the only father she's ever known!

[bakaomi]

Well, she's about to leave the nest.

[ :/ ]

[divus]

Leave my dog alone. [Well he's suddenly actually very serious? That dog means everything to him, please be nice.]

[bakaomi]

Then talk to me or she's going to be visiting a hotel in a minute.

[divus]

This isn't how you get people to talk to you, and you're being a bad therapist!

[bakaomi]

Why would Senri tell me your business?!

[divus]

Because he would understand it better than I do!

[bakaomi]

But you had to tell him something in order for him to understand!

[divus]

I told him everything I didn't want to! [Oh. He suddenly just. Stops. Recomposes himself. And shakes his head a little.]

...Senri has understood from the very beginning even if he didn't realize it. And I've already said I don't want people being unhappy because of me. [So he's. Going to be stubborn.]

Please don't take my dog.

[bakaomi]

I'm already pretty unhappy so anything you tell me won't make anything worse.

[ but he shakes his head. ]

I already know it's not fine, since you basically implied that before. You have been terrible at hiding that you're upset until I called you out on it.

[divus]

Maybe it's not, but it will be. I can't dwell on it despite what Senri said. [The fuck did Senri tell him? We just don't know.]

To be fair, you've not only given me a book on boundaries you've been threatening to take the only family I have here. I think I have a reason to be a little upset. [He's been upset outside of this, ignore him.]

[bakaomi]

I'm not going to keep her. I'm more of a cat person.

... and you deserved the book for flirting with other people's boyfriends. Sasuke's getting one too.

[divus]

...I suppose so. And it doesn't matter seeing how you'll both be leaving next week.

[...which seems to be the major problem, actually.] Wait, why is Sasuke-kun getting a book? He can have mine, I already finished it.

[bakaomi]

Because I didn't get to punch him.

[ that explains nothing ]

[divus]

Frankly I'm surprised you didn't punch me. [Not that he really did anything wrong?? He thinks. But ah. Hm. Weird.]

Why would you punch Sasuke-kun? Is he behaving recklessly again?

[bakaomi]

Senri would have been mad if I hit you. [ :/ ] But he kissed Senri last week, and then he kissed me yesterday and confessed to Senri.

[ like a bitch ]

[divus]

...oh. [What the fuck though.] Well. That sounds fairly complicated.

...are the three of you...[Is this an OT3?]

[bakaomi]

Are we...?

[ wait ]

No!! God no. He barely knows me.

[divus]

Just checking. [Wild.] I'm not sure a book would actually help in this case, actually.

[bakaomi]

I could hit him with the book.

[ taka, ]

[divus]

That would solve nothing though.

[bakaomi]

I know.

[ why do you think he didn't hit him at all, tamaki ]

[divus]

Well...then what are you going to do now?

[bakaomi]

Mm... just deal with it, I guess. It's not like I can make him stop liking Senri.

[ it's annoying, but he doesn't have much of a choice ]

Try to make it less weird. Probably.