GODLY AUDIENCES - TAKAOMI SHISHIMARU

[divus]

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[divus]

[...well. Fuck. Uh.]

We went to a shrine for the new year! That's totally normal!

[bakaomi]

Did you have any idea of what to do there?!

[ HE KNOWS THIS TROPE

HE LIVES IT AT SCHOOL ]

[divus]

[Oh. He seems to deflate back to normal.]

Not clap my hands because it was technically a temple. [What.] There's a difference.

[bakaomi]

Was that with Haruhi?

[ she seems like the only normal person in his friend group ]

[divus]

[He goes quiet suddenly, nostalgia taking over.]

...yes. All of us went together. Mei-chan as well. It was pleasant, actually.

[bakaomi]

[ oh no, the nostalgia ]

Who's Mei?

[divus]

Haruhi's father's best friend's daughter. A commoner like Haruhi, but she went to a different school. Nice enough, I suppose.

[He likes Mei, actually, but Tamaki's hard-pressed to dislike most people.] I think it helped for her to have a friend who was a girl when she spent most of her time with us.

[bakaomi]

[ taka cannot believe tamaki has the nerve to say that he is not worse when he still calls people things like "commoner" but he is going to let it slide ]

Girls are usually weird, so I guess that makes sense.

[divus]

I thought you didn't even have girls at your academy.

[bakaomi]

We do. There just aren't any in the special class.

[ he pauses

LIKE HE JUST REALIZED THIS FACT......,,, ]

[divus]

[Staring for a moment.]

...are you aware that that sounds a bit ridiculous?

[bakaomi]

I'm not the one who chooses who gets into it!

[ he didn't think about it because he doesn't normally hang out with girls ]

[divus]

Of course not. But I suppose I simply can't imagine a class without the lovely princesses of Ouran. It's unbearable to think about.

[bakaomi]

[ he makes a face ]

I dunno. Maybe they should get better at shit?

[divus]

I truly hope you wouldn't actually say that to them.

[bakaomi]

I'd say it to anyone, regardless if they're a girl or not.

[ ... admittedly now he might say it like

slightly nicer

but the point still stands. ]

[divus]

...someday you'll learn to have some manners, I'm sure.

[bakaomi]

[ ... ]

It sounds so condescending coming from you.

[divus]

Oh. Is there a way to make it sound less so? [Maybe if he just stops talking.]

[bakaomi]

I'm pretty sure it's just your personality at this point.

[divus]

Luckily other people like my personality just fine. [Cheerfully. Just a sleight about Senri nbd.]

[bakaomi]

I'm going to hit you.

[sophistications]

You really shouldn't. You're still the winner in this situation, aren't you?

[bakaomi]

I should hit you anyway for all the times you annoyed me.

[ that's a lot of hits

but he just sighs instead ]

[sophistications]

I imagine you would get bored, actually. [Or so he hopes, god.]

...despite that. I do hope in the future we'll see each other again.