GODLY AUDIENCES: NONON JAKUZURE

[divus]

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[divus]

...you know what, I could.

[He whips around, strikes a pose, one arm on his hip. This is some chaotic metro energy.]

[symphonise]

[ Hm. Nonon.... isn't quite sure what to do because she can't be rude? She is aware enough that she can't be rude, and that's a shame. ]

... You have good balance. Do you hang out on pool floats a lot?

[ Yeah, that's all she's got. ]

[divus]

I'm a man of many talents.

[Or, fucking, something.]

You name it, I can do it.

[That's unlikely.]

[symphonise]

You can't tell me any important secrets for the competition, can you?

[ She knows the answer is no. She just wants to see how Indulgence answers it. ]

Because it'd be a great talent. A fantastic talent.

[divus]

Nice try. There's being talented aaand then there's miracle working. But that doesn't mean I can't help. In fact, I'm more willing to help than anyone else in this competition.

[symphonise]

[ aren't gods supposed to be miracle workers? ]

Oh? How can you help? What do I do if I want your help?

[ She comes closer to the pool's edge. ]

[divus]

Simple. You scratch my back I'll scratch yours. But I'm the King of Giving, so unlike anyone else, I can make way more exceptions for what constitutes a favor. Just, you know, the task warrants the gift, and all.

[symphonise]

[ She hums. ]

It must be nice to be you. What kind of favors do you ask for?

[divus]

It is--but it's been nicer.

[When! He! Had! More! Followers!]

Depends on what you want. An item from home? Easy, do a handstand.