GODLY AUDIENCES: GORO MAJIMA

[divus]

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[haw]

Well, first thing's first... ya used to be Japanese before ascendin'?

[divus]

Ooh, nice. You get right to it. I like that!

[Sincerity chuckles.]

You got me, Majima-san.

[haw]

Kinda weird to be hearin' a god use honorifics, but I guess old habits die hard. Can't say I blame ya.

[ waves his hand ]

We can revisit that later, though. I got some appointments waitin', an' I wanted to chat with ya before I got shitfaced. [ give him points for honesty????? ] Why'd ya extend your offer to a dick like me? Surely ya know I'm not exactly the ideal example of your virtue.

[divus]

I think you might be misunderstanding my virtue.

[Sincerity says it gently, at least.]

Most of all, I like people who are true to themselves, and who sincerely go after the things they enjoy. That's very you, I think.

[haw]

. . . haw. Ya learn somethin' new every day. Biggest slice of humble pie I've ever been served...

[ he may have literally never considered that. thanks sincerity. ]

[divus]

Just goes to show - don't judge a book by its cover! Even if that cover is fashionable and fabulous.

[Meaning. Sincerity.

Whoops.]

[haw]

[ he just rubs the back of his neck sheepishly... ]

Fair enough... no hard feelings or anythin', though, right?

[divus]

[Sincerity shrugs.]

You went for the option you felt was most true to you. Sure, I wish you'd chosen me, but I can't really hold that against you. Is Indulgence treating you well?

[haw]

Hasn't done me wrong so far, but... doesn't mean I can't still keep my options open.

[ beat ]

'Course, don't tell him I said that.

[divus]

My lips are sealed!

[Sincerity mimes locking their lips and throwing away the key.




unfortunately, this god can be something of a blabbermouth at times, but at least they, like, won't blab intentionally]

[haw]

[ DON'T BE LOOSELIPPED UNLESS YA WANNA GET STABBED 🔪 ]

I dunno how to feel about that when ya got a mask on...

[ his tone is mostly joking! ... lil bit serious tho ]

[divus]

The fact that we have to wear masks at all sucks, but at least mine looks great.

[God. Why.]

Have you seen Ambition's yet? It's so tacky. That girl really needs to work on her fashion sense.

[haw]

So ya all got to choose your own?

[ he just kind of assumed. they got them. ]

[divus]

Can't speak for the others, but I know I picked mine!

[haw]

With all'a your talk of fashion, I'm surprised ya didn't end up as Beauty.

...

Man, that is a hell of a coveted position.

[divus]

Oh, I'm beautiful - lemme tell ya, if I took off my mask right now, you'd swoon. Most people do.

[yikes]

But I think all of us gods are pretty well-suited to our names. Or maybe it's that the names are well-suited to us?

[haw]

[ i personally am very concerned about how many people have flirted with him, regardless of joking or genuine ]

Them's some strong words, Sincerity-han, but if I'm not mistaken, that's a pretty big no-no for all of ya, so I guess we'll never find out. Tough luck!

[divus]

Oh, you might find out later on. Well - not from me, probably! You'd have to leave Indulgence, and you guys get along pretty well, don't you?

[haw]

Like I said earlier, it's not like I'm actively plannin' on it, but it ain't completely off the table, either.

[divus]

Oooh, he'd be sorry to hear that. Don't worry, my lips are sealed!

[haw]

Ya have my thanks. Both for that, an' for lettin' me pick your brain.

[ beat ]

Best of luck to ya, Sincerity-han.

[divus]

You too, Majima-san. Don't be a stranger, you hear?

[haw]

Of course.

[ with that, he turns to leave, raising his hand to wave goodbye. ]