[When Majima arrives, he'll find his god waiting in a booth--hard to miss the red and gold clad figure, leaning leisurely back with their feet on the table.]
Now, nobody prays like that unless they're really trying to butter you up for something.
What? Y'know all about me, you should know I always show the utmost respect my superiors. [ grinning, he bows. ] Thanks for takin' the time outta your day to indulge me, Indulgence-han.
[Sincerity is waiting for Majima in the costume hall. They've got an array of black outfits spread out in front of them, but they look up to him when he arrives. They hold the cigarette out to him.]
I appreciate the offering, Majima-san, since I know you really enjoy these! Unfortunately, I don't smoke... You can keep this, but we can still talk.
Don't have much to offer, but I'm just glad it didn't piss ya off.
[ he takes it back, replacing it in its pack. even though he is aligned with another, he bows his head respectfully. just not as reverent as his deference to indulgence. sorry. ]
[This time, Majima will find Indulgence lounging in overly luxurious chair beside the pool. It really looks out of place...but somehow, weirdly fitting? Anyway, there's a second open one next to him, and Indulgence slaps it in greeting.]
If it isn't my favorite follower! Take a load off, my man!
[Well. Hope Majima found a parka because he'll have to track his way through the west wing and through the village toward the snowy banks by the lake. As he approaches, he'll find that there's a tall figure in godly clothing (and a fancy winter jacket over the top to match)...rolling..around in the snow...making a snow angel.
Beauty thought they had more time than this, but upon hearing the crunching snow beneath Majima's feet Beauty sits up.]
Majima-san! [Caaaarefully, the god stands up and hops away from the snow angel to get a better look at it. Somehow the mask stays on this entire time, too.] Look, look! Nearly perfect, isn't it?
[ he is absolutely wearing the parka i linked in disco, thank you very much.
not even that can stop the chill that runs down his spine, though, as he realizes the figure wildly waving their arms in the snow is the god he's requested an audience with.
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Ya know, if ya weren't like an inch shorter than me, I woulda guessed ya were 10, not 17...
[What up, Majima. Sincerity meets him in the game room this time. And by "meets him in the game room," I mean he's busy setting up some karaoke when he walks in.]
[So this time instead of meeting in the snow, Majima will find himself entering the parlor where there's a table set up. Given that Beauty isn't entirely sure what Majima likes, there's a variety of snacks that's probably enough to feed 12 people, tea, coffee, a bottle of wine (???) and also the mochi are stacked up in the very center like a master centerpiece. Beauty's seated in a highback chair, legs crossed at the knee right over left and with a cant of their head they extend an arm out in greeting.]
Majima-san, welcome! [They're very charmed, excuse them.] It's been some time since I've had mochi.
[Majima finds Disorder in the kitchen, sitting on the counter with a carton of ice cream wedged between her thighs. She's beauty and she's grace and she wants chocolate in her face.]
You know...
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You're not the first person to give me a knife. I don't know if I should be flattered, or worried about the kind of impression I'm giving off.
[When Majima finds Indulgence, he's found a deserted part of the carnival where some kind of small concert is going on, and he's busting loose some sick moves. It's time...to dance!]
[ it's not hard to find the meeting place with all the noise floating around. majima ducks into the clearing and can't help but laugh a little when he sees what's waiting for him. ]
Seems like a waste without an audience, Indulgence-han. Ain't bein' showy your style?
[ somehow, he isn't surprised to see a second drink as he slides into the chair across from serenity. raising his glass, he wears a very confident smile. ]
Ya struck me as the type to like drinks that look an' taste good, not the ones that get ya hammered in five seconds. Hope ya like it.
[This week is brought to you by...a somewhat different mood. There aren't any warm greetings, displays of grandeur, or spontaneous dancing. Kuzco sits at the top of his water slide, legs crossed and fingers drumming in agitation on the metal rail. He hardly seems to notice Majima come in, expression furrowed in thought, but he still manages to offer a wave, at least, to acknowledge his (only) dedicated follower.]
[Disorder stares at the closed doors of the West Wing, turning over the circlet that Majima offered her in her hands. She's quiet as he approaches, but finally clears her throat, trying to sound haughty. It's a futile effort, as she can't keep the nervous strain from her voice.]
So how pissed should I expect you to be at me because of what my power did to you?
[As Majima enters the parlor, he'll find that Beauty's sitting in front of his piano idly plunking at the keys. It's the beginnings of a song but nothing concrete. The mask is still on, but when Majima steps closer he'll speak.]
Good morning, Majima-san. Coffee? [He'll nod toward the small table set up with coffee and croissants.]
[ with a quick bow of his head, he gracefully lifts the carafe high and lowers it as he pours coffee into a cup like a professional. he does the same for creamer and sugar—he's comfortable enough in his masculinity to not feel ashamed for thinking straight black coffee tastes like shit—then sets the cup aside as he reaches for a second. ]
[It looks like Kuzco's calmed down, even if he's not in good enough spirits to be dancing. He's chilling in a hammock in his East Wing, every so often making sure it keeps swaying.]
[ he's not going to say it, but he's genuinely relieved that kuzco's back to chillin'... it's not really a surprise, but a part of him was expecting to deal with another trivial tantrum. this is fine? ]
I feel like I'm havin' the worst hangover of my life, which is kinda impressive when ya consider I've been mostly sober for like two weeks now.
. . . Ya know, I'd be a lil' weirded out that ya don't seem to have any hard feelings about that whole ordeal, but then I remembered you're Piety-han for a reason.
[After his last letter, Patience appears on the other side of the offering bowl, materializing as if a flickering trick of the light, until she's at least mostly-opaque. She still has a ghostly quality about her.]
[When Majima enters the armory that day, he'll find Cunning…batting the gold rings around, trying to get them to roll and also trying them on for size? What the fuck, he doesn't do jewelry, but these are fascinating. He'll look up from his own fooling around, tilting his head just slightly.]
[In the parlor today, Majima will find that Beauty isn't wearing his god clothes. He's in a nice shirt and pants though, vest pulled over the shirt and flower pinned to the vest. It's still prince-like but also not quite.
Majima will also find a golden retriever laying next to Beauty's feet.]
…it's nice. Thank you, Majima-san. [The table's also set for coffee and treats as usual. Come sit.]
Picked it up before the party last week an' kinda forgot about it. Mizucchi said it'd clash with my suit... an' they kinda made a tradition outta sendin' ya flowers, so I figured ya might appreciate it.
[ he takes a seat and holds out a hand to the dog for sniffs. ]
[ he. he's calm now. it's fine? this is fine. mostly he just looks really, really tired, which isn't really much of a surprise at this point. ]
I'm doin' a hell of a lot better than I was yesterday, I can tell ya that much . . . [ he sighs heavily ] I... worked things out with most people after trial last night.
[ if justice was expecting majima to open up this audience with a punch... well, he'll be sorely disappointed, because he's getting Big Softie majima instead. ]
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WEEK 1
Now, nobody prays like that unless they're really trying to butter you up for something.
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What? Y'know all about me, you should know I always show the utmost respect my superiors. [ grinning, he bows. ] Thanks for takin' the time outta your day to indulge me, Indulgence-han.
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WEEK 1, POST-TRIAL
I appreciate the offering, Majima-san, since I know you really enjoy these! Unfortunately, I don't smoke... You can keep this, but we can still talk.
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[ he takes it back, replacing it in its pack. even though he is aligned with another, he bows his head respectfully. just not as reverent as his deference to indulgence. sorry. ]
Thanks for meetin' with me, Sincerity-han.
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WEEK ONE (POST-TRIAL)
If it isn't my favorite follower! Take a load off, my man!
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Are ya sayin' that 'cause ya mean it or what?
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WEEK 2, MONDAY
Beauty thought they had more time than this, but upon hearing the crunching snow beneath Majima's feet Beauty sits up.]
Majima-san! [Caaaarefully, the god stands up and hops away from the snow angel to get a better look at it. Somehow the mask stays on this entire time, too.] Look, look! Nearly perfect, isn't it?
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Ya know, if ya weren't like an inch shorter than me, I woulda guessed ya were 10, not 17...
I, A FOOL, FORGOT TO SET UP FORWARDING.
im crying i thought you were just busy with your actual characters
nO I just suck
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WEEK 2 (DEATH ANNOUNCEMENT)
[This evening, Indulgence is just straight up lounging across the dining room table, spinning a dinner plate on one finger.]
I can tell you what's on the menu: he's got a fine ass and he's sizzling.
[STOP IT!!!]
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I'm defectin', effective immediately.
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I MISSED THIS... and also apparently left it to rot while i went to work
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Hey! You wanted to see me?
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I did have some stuff I wanted to chat about, but my priorities miiighta just switched tracks in the past few seconds.
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WEEK 2, SUNDAY
Majima-san, welcome! [They're very charmed, excuse them.] It's been some time since I've had mochi.
[Come sit, come sit.]
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Ya sure you an' Indulgence-han didn't get your virtues switched?
andie i want you to know i wasnt sure if this was a real tag or not bc i didn't see the actual words
lets be honest are any of my tags real
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You know...
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You're not the first person to give me a knife. I don't know if I should be flattered, or worried about the kind of impression I'm giving off.
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[ he strolls into the kitchen extremely casually, all things considered. as is customary, he gives her a quick bow. ]
Thanks for takin' time outta your day, Disorder-han.
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Get in here, man!
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Seems like a waste without an audience, Indulgence-han. Ain't bein' showy your style?
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There's a matching drink across the table from him in the parlor. He gesture for Majima to take it, then holds up his glass.]
Kanpai, Lord Majima!
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[ somehow, he isn't surprised to see a second drink as he slides into the chair across from serenity. raising his glass, he wears a very confident smile. ]
Ya struck me as the type to like drinks that look an' taste good, not the ones that get ya hammered in five seconds. Hope ya like it.
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WEEK 4
why do you only play him in the forbidden hours
Ain't this a kick in the dick, huh, Kuzco-han?
BECAUSE I'M A COWARD
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Where'd you get this?
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[ he's so tired, but he still gives love his usual polite bow anyway. ]
Thanks for seein' me, Love-han.
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So how pissed should I expect you to be at me because of what my power did to you?
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it is, however, the hand minus uno pinky. gomen. ]
Relax, I ain't mad at you. Yer fuckwad of a guilty follower, though...
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WEEK 4, SUNDAY
Why did you send me a severed finger?
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It's part of the fuckin' curse.
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WEEK 5, TUESDAY
Good morning, Majima-san. Coffee? [He'll nod toward the small table set up with coffee and croissants.]
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[ with a quick bow of his head, he gracefully lifts the carafe high and lowers it as he pours coffee into a cup like a professional. he does the same for creamer and sugar—he's comfortable enough in his masculinity to not feel ashamed for thinking straight black coffee tastes like shit—then sets the cup aside as he reaches for a second. ]
How do ya take yer coffee?
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WEEK 5
Ooh, this is nice! It totally goes with my outfit, too.
[his decidedly feminine outfit]
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Eh—Koibuchi-han?!
[ WHERE DOES HE EVEN START ]
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WEEK 5
You want me again, so soon? I'm flattered. What's the occasion?
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'Cause some people wouldn't get off my back until I came to give ya a "sincere apology."
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[It looks like Kuzco's calmed down, even if he's not in good enough spirits to be dancing. He's chilling in a hammock in his East Wing, every so often making sure it keeps swaying.]
What's the news?
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I feel like I'm havin' the worst hangover of my life, which is kinda impressive when ya consider I've been mostly sober for like two weeks now.
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MOBILE TAGGING IS A MISTAKE THERE WAS A "WON" IN THERE BEFORE
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Majima--I'm so glad you decided to come and see me. Thank you so much for the offering; it's really so beautiful. I love it!
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TAGS THIS BC THE OTHER ONE IS CURSED
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WEEK 6, FRIDAY
I don't do this for just anyone, you know...
wow shit i cannot count also 1/2
Ya know, I really liked it when you guys made us want to go to some place an' meet up instead of poppin' up in our faces!
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WEEK 7, MONDAY
Do I wanna know where you got these?
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They came from yer wing, ya know. Nearly lost a finger bringin' all that stuff back.
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WEEK 7, WEDNESDAY
Majima will also find a golden retriever laying next to Beauty's feet.]
…it's nice. Thank you, Majima-san. [The table's also set for coffee and treats as usual. Come sit.]
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[ he takes a seat and holds out a hand to the dog for sniffs. ]
Nice to see ya again... An-chan, right?
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You really aren't looking so hot, you know.
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I'm doin' a hell of a lot better than I was yesterday, I can tell ya that much . . . [ he sighs heavily ] I... worked things out with most people after trial last night.
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WEEK 7
What...what was the thank you for?
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Takin' care of Senri-kun, apparently.
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