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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-04 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

I did have some stuff I wanted to chat about, but my priorities miiighta just switched tracks in the past few seconds.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-04 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Ya drive a hard bargain, Sincerity-han, but I'll take it.

[ he'll take a mic and give it a few test taps before continuing. ]

First thing ain't really a question... sorry things got fucked for ya this week.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-04 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
... Can't help ya raise your recruitment numbers, but ya can at least rest easy knowin' anyone tryin' to come after one of your followers is gonna have to go through me to get to 'em.

[ beat ]

Why don't ya lead us off?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-04 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ majima may not know the song sincerity chooses, but that doesn't mean he can't still provide legendary backup, especially once sincerity gets through the chorus once and he can pick up on the beat. basically he is the best wingman you will ever have in a karaoke bar.

when the song finishes, he gives the god an enthusiastic round of applause. ]


Hah, that's what I'm talkin' about! Don't give me any of that humble shit, ya got a solid voice!
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-04 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
Just you wait, Sincerity-han. Watch—once ya hear me sing, you're gonna have to elevate me to your level! Harmony... or maybe Creativity... shit, nah, let me be Inspiration!

[ ... he may be getting a little too in over his head now. ]
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-04 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ same i hate this a lot fuckin idiots i s2g

now brimming with energy, majima rises from his seat and selects his song, tapping his foot as it starts up. ]


This right here is a Majima Goro classic, Sincerity-han. Hit it!

[ he's singing, he's dancing, he's got it all... ]
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-06 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ why are you feeding his ego. you fool. you absolute moron. ]

Implyin' I ain't already! They don't call me Lord of the Night back home for nothin', ya know.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 06:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ love it by which i mean i really fuckin hate it ]

Ya sure ya can handle me if I'm in that mode full time?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[ and with that, there's a sudden shift in majima's demeanor. his facial muscles relax, and all of the intimidation that he usually carries himself with lifts from his shoulders. brandishing the microphone still in his hand with a flourish, he bows and smiles at sincerity. ]

Then please, my dearest Sincerity—let me keep you company for the night.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he places his free hand over sincerity's, too. ]

I know you insisted, but perhaps, you may continue calling me Majima if my full title is a little much.

[ i ooc dont remember why i wanted this thread ]
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-08 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ i've had this textbox open for an hour and a half because i couldn't handle it ]

I am your guest, so it feels a little improper... but if you wish, so be it, dearest Sincerity.

[ he removes the hand he has atop sincerity's and offers him the microphone with an air of reverence. ]

Now, shall we continue? It's your turn.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-12 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ look majima is from the 80s but i dont care? he lets his host facade drop in order to support sincerity's performance with the enthusiasm he deserves, ]

Another wonderful performance—I would expect nothing less from you, Sincerity.

[ he then reaches out to cover sincerity's hand, exactly as sincerity had done to him moments before. ]

May I?