GODLY AUDIENCES: GORO MAJIMA

[divus]

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WEEK 3

[divus]

[Majima finds Disorder in the kitchen, sitting on the counter with a carton of ice cream wedged between her thighs. She's beauty and she's grace and she wants chocolate in her face.]

You know...

[She waves her spoon.]

You're not the first person to give me a knife. I don't know if I should be flattered, or worried about the kind of impression I'm giving off.

[haw]

Kinda disappoints me 'cause now I don't feel unique.

[ he strolls into the kitchen extremely casually, all things considered. as is customary, he gives her a quick bow. ]

Thanks for takin' time outta your day, Disorder-han.

[divus]

Sure. I've got plenty of time to spare, and I'm always hoping to talk to more people. Thanks for calling on me.

[She taps on the top of the ice cream carton.]

Need something?

[haw]

Nothin' immediately... just takin' some advice to meet with all of ya one-on-one at least once.

Will ya allow me to hit ya with a lil' Q&A session?

[divus]

Yeah, why not? Pull up a chair and grab a spoon, since this'll probably start melting pretty fast.

[She picks up her ice cream to place it on the table next to her, instead.]

[haw]

Wait—ya mean, eat it with ya?

[ HUH?????????????? ]

[divus]

What, are you lactose intolerant, or just afraid of cooties?

[haw]

I got nothin' against it, I just wasn't expectin' this level of honor from ya, Disorder-han.

[ SO LIKE. SPOONS IT UP? ]

[divus]

[SPOON AWAY, MAJIMS.]

So, questions. Where are we starting?

crawls back over here too

[haw]

[ he like... doesn't dare to take full spoonfuls... it's her ice cream first and foremost and he'll respect that ]

Guess the first thing is the one I always drop. What'd ya see in me, before all'a this started up?

[divus]

Let me think...tough, resourceful, protective, loyal, respectful--at least to the people who deserve it. I like all those qualities.

[haw]

Wha... way to put a guy on the spot...

[ majima you literally asked her ]

[divus]

I don't like to mince words. I think men should always know exactly how I feel about them.

[haw]

Damn. Yer confidence is inspirin'. With that kinda attitude... how'd ya end up with your virtue?

[divus]

Couldn't tell you. One minute I'm just...

[She snaps her fingers.]

Disorder. Probably safe to blame the patriarchy.

[haw]

Sayin' that to a guy who came from a world of patriarchs controllin' everything an' everyone around 'em... not sure if I'm the best person to vent to about that.

My sad sack history aside... no hard feelings about me not battin' for yer team, yeah?

[divus]

[Disorder shrugs, twirling her spoon.]

It's fine. I like letting men think that they have control, anyway. But no, no hard feelings! I know I seem like the vengeful type but mostly I'm fine working with what I work with. Your god is lucky to have you.

[haw]

Ya humble me, Disorder-han.

[ the next bit he says very carefully, keeping a keen eye on her reaction. ]

S'that what sets ya apart from Ruin-han?

[divus]

You mean being a vindictive bitch or not? I mean, that's definitely one thing.

[haw]

[ looks at the rules

looks at disorder ]

Uh... I can neither confirm nor deny yer observation.

[divus]

[Her rule was to talk to people?? Wow???]

I don't like it when people make assumptions about others based on the way they look, the way they sound, or anything else that isn't under their own control. Ruin just thinks that people who are weak pay for that weakness. We're not really anything alike at all.

[haw]

[ DIDNT THIS WEEK ALSO HAVE SOMETHING ABOUT RESPECTING THE GODS i honestly don't remember ]

Ya don't say... guess I really did misjudge ya. [ he pauses, then tries to put his spoon forth. ] If I apologize real sincerely, will ya still share with me?

[divus]

[IT SURE IS A SIMILAR THIRD RULE WHEN THERE ARE ONLY TWO HOSTS, HM!]

As long as you're being sincere.

[There's a pause, and Disorder laughs, leaning forward to put her chin in her hands.]

I can see why you're such a popular guy. You're sort of fun just to be around, somehow.