Easy there, tiger. If he wants to try again without making up stories about me, he's free to be my guest. But I haven't heard from him since, so, what're ya gonna do? You asked me for my impression, and that's the only one I have to go on.
[Yeah...it's not that he sounds bored so much as he sounds like he absolutely does not comprehend the idea of meeting a bunch of strangers and becoming some kind of closely-knit unit within a matter of a few weeks.]
Go for it. I like the sound of it; better than just drinking any old bottle.
[I hate so much about this thread. But by the time Majima is done, Kuzco is on his feet giving him a standing ovation, whooping and hollering.]
Yeah--yeah! That's what I like to see!
[He accepts the drink with relish.]
There's just something about showmanship that not enough people seem to understand. Anyone can just make a drink, but only a real professional can put on a show.
Ain't there? How do ya think I became the manager of the most successful cabaret club that Sotenbori's seen in decades?
[ he'll give kuzco a few moments to sample his creation, then follows up with an enthusiastic, ]
So, what do ya think? Think you could handle another? Fruitier, stronger, hints of mint instead of orange—ya name it, I'll deliver.
[ ... he totally isn't doing this all with ulterior motives now that he knows how to take advantage of kuzco, i don't know what you're talking about... ]
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[Gods can hear all conversations--yeah but this shit doesn't pay attention.]
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We're a family or some shit? Real long story, the full thing'll probably bore the hell outta ya, an' I know ya value yer time.
[ IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING, ]
Hey, want me to make ya a cocktail? It'll be one-of-a-kind, a full show with a tasty as hell drink at the end, too.
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[Yeah...it's not that he sounds bored so much as he sounds like he absolutely does not comprehend the idea of meeting a bunch of strangers and becoming some kind of closely-knit unit within a matter of a few weeks.]
Go for it. I like the sound of it; better than just drinking any old bottle.
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[ thankful that he no longer needs to explain himself, majima bows and begins his routine. he does the same shit he did in this thread it's 3am i just woke up and i've lost control of my life. he probably uses different alcohol though? WHATEVER IT TASTES GOOD AND ALSO HE HAS THEME MUSIC TOO theres just a lot going on here ]
For you, Kuzco-han.
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Yeah--yeah! That's what I like to see!
[He accepts the drink with relish.]
There's just something about showmanship that not enough people seem to understand. Anyone can just make a drink, but only a real professional can put on a show.
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Ain't there? How do ya think I became the manager of the most successful cabaret club that Sotenbori's seen in decades?
[ he'll give kuzco a few moments to sample his creation, then follows up with an enthusiastic, ]
So, what do ya think? Think you could handle another? Fruitier, stronger, hints of mint instead of orange—ya name it, I'll deliver.
[ ... he totally isn't doing this all with ulterior motives now that he knows how to take advantage of kuzco, i don't know what you're talking about... ]
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[Stop trying to SEDUCE HIM, Majima.]
Hit me with it--surprise me.
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As ya wish, boss.
[ i. idk. he makes a super strong long island iced tea? I DON'T KNOW ALCOHOL DANIELLE THIS IS STUPID AND I NEED A NEW THREAD FOR THIS WEEK ANYWAY!!! ]