GODLY AUDIENCES: GORO MAJIMA

[divus]

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[divus]

Oh, not at all! [he chuckles] But my tastes are different from the others in the temple who drink.

I have to say I'm impressed; you really nailed it.

[haw]

What can I say? I can take one look at ya an' know yer drink. I don't even need to see your face. That's the power of the Lord of the Night.

[divus]

[Sincerity chuckles and takes another long sip of the drink.]

That's quite the power. We really should make you a part of our pantheon.

[haw]

If Indulgence-han could make it, why not me?

[ sorry buddy but like. real talk ]

[divus]

It has to do more with circumstances than anything else. There are some circumstances in this game where someone might ascend, but--

[He pauses, sounding a little surprised by what just came out of his mouth.]

[haw]

. . .

Ya wanna run that by me again?

[divus]

...

[welp]

There are some circumstances in this game where someone might ascend to godhood. [incredulously:] Holy shit.

[haw]

C'mon, ya can't just leave me on a cliffhanger like that.

[divus]

[that



sure is exactly what's happening here because every time sincerity starts to answer he gets silenced before he can get a single syllable out]

[haw]

[ hm. ]

So that's what Senri-kun was talkin' about when he said there are things ya literally can't tell us, huh.

[divus]

Believe me, I'd tell you if I could! I suck at secrets, anyway.

[haw]

Why'd ya sound so surprised? Weren't expectin' to let even that much slip?

[divus]

I'm the god of sincerity. That means anything I say is basically true - and, like, sometimes I end up rambling? And I say things, and I realize for the first time that they're true.

[haw]

Huh.

That's deep.

[ is it ]

[divus]

I know, right?

[no]

[haw]

[ i refuse to continue the thread in this manner because i can't handle that amount of stupid right now ]

Y'know, since we're on the topic of, well, sincerity...

Can I ask who ya are, Sincerity-han?

[divus]

[fair

sincerity chuckles, though, and reaches up to pull away the mask]

Well, since you asked nicely, and we're getting along so well...

Yo, Lord Majima. Nice to meet you.

[haw]

[ YO WTF... HE CUTE... ]

Well, now that I got a face, can I get a name to go along with it?

[divus]

Kuranosuke Koibuchi, God of Sincerity, at your service!

[haw]

[ here comes his familiar bow and taking kuranosuke's hand. ]

It's an honor, my dearest Koibuchi-han.

[divus]

Ooh, I can definitely tell you've broken your share of hearts over the years.

[or has he? i don't fucking know, i haven't played yakuza yet]

[haw]

Haw? What's that supposed to mean?

[ im gonna be real with you, the only heart that gets broken is his ]

[divus]

Where I come from, girls would swoon all over you, and then pine from afar when they realized that the Lord of the Night couldn't belong to any one woman.

[the 80s were a different time apparently]

[haw]

Ah—but ain't that just the life of a host? People don't come to cabaret clubs expectin' to leave with the love of their life. They come for good drinks, good company, an' a good time. They fall in love with the idea, not the person.

[ this sounds real deep to me rn but im sure once i reread this in normal people hours its gonna sound dumb as shit ]

[divus]

I don't really spend much time around hosts myself, but yeah, that sounds about right.