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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-15 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
[ majima "i'm dumb as shit" goro may have just been dethroned. ]

Hah—ya make it sound like it's a hard thing to do. Even without Mizucchi's help, I get on pretty good with Beauty-han myself.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-15 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ for his fuckin sake i am going to assume that doesn't count for the reciprocal hurt rule because otherwise kuzco's literally in for a world of pain and my 5am brain can't handle that ]

Aren't ya lucky I got bein' a hell of a businessman under my belt, too?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-15 12:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Much obliged, Kuzco-han. Let me know if there's anythin' else I can do for ya.

—Actually, while I'm here... any chance you could give me some sorta, I dunno, divine blessin'? Or is that like givin' me an unfair advantage?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-16 09:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ he was not anticipating a serious response! ]

C'mon, ya said it yourself—I'm the only one who's had yer back this whole time. Don'tcha think loyalty like that deserves a reward? Ya know... ya might say I could use some indulgence.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-16 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, not my fault the name of yer game is literally the idea that there's no such thing havin' too much of somethin' good.

I'm guessin' that means protection's outta the question... hm...

[ im feeling dangerous so what happens if i want kuzco to surprise him. am i gonna regret this when i wake up again for trial. maybe but this is the life i choose to live. do your worst danielle. kill me in one shot. do it ]