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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-17 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
The ant colony in Cunning-han's forest had a bunch of shit like that. Figured keepin' some of it to use as offerings would be a good idea.

[ he's so tired, but he still gives love his usual polite bow anyway. ]

Thanks for seein' me, Love-han.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-17 08:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ... he just shakes his head because he can't say anything bad!! dammit!! ]

He's a handful, but I ain't about to let him monopolize my time. [ a pause, and then a heavy sigh. ] I'm... just sorry it took me this long to see ya.

[ c u r s e s ]
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-17 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ DAMMIT... THAT'S EXACTLY WHY HE'S HERE... why ya gotta trigger it again ]

Sorry to inconvenience ya, but is there literally anythin' I can do for ya to get this damn compulsion to go away?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-17 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he nods. ]

Name yer price.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-18 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ he... is actually visibly surprised by that request! ]

Haw? Ya really sure that's it?

[ LIKE? NO CATCH? ]
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-18 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ beat ]

Normally I'd be a lil' upset ya couldn't've done this before I was possessed by the spirit of a yakuza who disgraced his oyaji... [ sighs ] But I forgive ya.
Edited 2019-03-18 02:32 (UTC)
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-18 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ extremely casually: ] I've never once done anythin' useful with my power, so I don't think I gotta worry about that.

[ ... but then... ]

Uh... sure?

[ HANDS...? ]
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-18 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ cool we'll at least have an explanation for dos hands this week

apparently i forgot my entire fuckin metatext? so like. sure. he is surprised and relieved and stuff. i'm tired ty what more do you want from me ]


Holy shit does that feel like a weight off my shoulders. Like, it doesn't feel like I'm benchpressin' every single thing I've done wrong in my life anymore. I seriously owe ya one, Love-han.
Edited 2019-03-18 03:15 (UTC)
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-18 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ at the reminder of his other curse, his nostrils flare as his rage toward senri activates again. he balls his hands into fists, but he keeps them by his sides. at the very least, he doesn't look like he's going to like, start taking swings at love or anything. ]

Ugh, why'd ya have to remind me of that snivelin' dumbass?