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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-21 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't usually make a habit outta punchin' women, no!

[ PLEASE? HE RESPECTS THEM? ]
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-22 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Huh... I've used brass knuckles, but never a ring. Ya might be onto somethin' here, Koibuchi-han...
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-23 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Not sure if I'd go as far as you with yer hobby... but you've still changed my mind.

[ please make him dress up please let me be goromi ]

Anyway, fashion tips aside... [ his jokey manner fades, replaced instead by a more somber expression. ] Sorry if I gave ya wrinkles or a heart attack this weekend. Cursed or not, I fucked up.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-24 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ HM. SURE. OK. ]

. . . [ that gets a small chuckle out of him. ] No wonder you're Sincerity. The hell was I even worried about?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-25 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ya really do have a habit of sayin' deep stuff, too...

[ that, or majima really is just that dense. ]

Anyway... I didn't just come here to give ya a pretty gift or apologize. Wanna accompany me to somewhere a lil' more comfortable?
Edited 2019-03-25 03:35 (UTC)
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-25 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
[ he's about to exit the altar room, but... ]

Do I gotta wait for ya to mask back up before we leave?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-26 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
That's right... that happened with Beauty-han before he properly revealed to me.

[ but that aside!! let's assume nothing happens on their way to the parlor, which seems to be majima's de facto meeting place out of all the static locations in the temple. ever the pleasant host, he makes his way for the bar with an air of grace about him as his customer service instincts kick in. ]

Anythin' to drink before we start talkin' business?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-28 08:19 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm... how 'bout this—I'll mix ya up a real good one if you can grant me a minor favor people like to pull outta their asses when we're really lost durin' trials.

[ since, well... he knows gods aren't affected by the rules, but he shouldn't tempt fate, especially when it's his own god calling the shots this week... ]
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-28 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Ya got yerself a deal an' a drink, Koibuchi-han.

[ one cosmopolitan, coming right up! noticeably, he doesn't use his power to just turn some random liquor behind the bar into an instant cocktail—he goes about making the drink properly. once he's put that together for sincerity, he pours himself a simple glass of whiskey, then brings both drinks back over to a table; he sets them down and pulls a chair out for the god, gesturing with a bow. ]

After you.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-29 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn. I feel like in another life, we woulda been great partners.

[ once sincerity is seated, majima takes his across the table and clinks his glass against the god's. ]

Doesn't mean we still can't be in this one, though. I got a proposition for you, on behalf of both Indulgence-han an' Beauty-han.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-03-30 09:57 am (UTC)(link)
We're tryin' to work out an alliance between the gods with lower numbers—you, Beauty-han, Indulgence-han, an' possibly Piety-han—Mizucchi is meetin' with him now, too. None of us want ya to be put in danger after what happened to Fortune-han an' Ruin-han, an' ya know what they say—safety in numbers. We haven't quite worked out the fine print yet in terms of winnin', but...

Whaddaya say?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-01 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
—Yer on board that fast?!

[ WHICH, LIKE, HONESTLY ISN'T A SURPRISE WHEN HE THINKS ABOUT IT, but he was still expecting at least a question or two.............. ]
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-02 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Ya ain't even gonna ask somethin' like "what's in it for me"?