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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-02 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
. . . Actually, yeah, one thing.

Some of us who're with the gods with lower numbers have been tossin' around the idea of formin' alliances to better protect ourselves an' our gods to prevent a repeat of what happened to Fortune-han an' Ruin-han. Is that somethin' that's actually gonna work in our favor, or are we all wastin' our time?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-02 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
So far we've been bandin' together the gods with the least amount of followers—Indulgence-han, Beauty-han, Sincerity-han, an' Piety-han. We might try askin' Cunning-han too, but my source tells me he's already got some kind of arrangement goin' on with Piety-han... an' if Cunning-han comes on board, Disorder-han probably would, too.

[ after he rattles off the list of who's who within the pantheon, he takes a moment to pause and reflect on the whole thing. sure, it's starting to err on the side of "too many cooks in the kitchen," but... he never really expected it to take off at all.

maybe... there is some truth to him apparently being a naturally likable and respectable guy. wild. ]


... For an idea I pulled outta my ass just tryin' to make Indulgence-han feel better about me bein' his last follower, this is actually shapin' up to be somethin'. Damn.

[ though, hm, ]

—Wait. That's just talkin' about the gods, right? What about the followers? If, say, Piety-han officially won... would all the followers of all the alliance gods get their wishes, or would it just be Piety-han's?
Edited (me realizin a thing when trying to drop deets,) 2019-04-02 06:42 (UTC)
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-03 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
. . . . . .

Patience-han, are ya tellin' me there was never a competition to begin with?
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-03 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh thank god, I was gettin' ready to start throwin' shit if that's what was goin' on this whole time. I don't need a dramatic-ass plot twist like that in my life!
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-03 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
. . . Thanks for enlightenin' me, Patience-han. [ he bows his head. ] I figure I shouldn't take up any more of your time, unless ya got any last minute words of advice for me.
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[personal profile] haw 2019-04-04 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ just. this face. ]

I was aimin' for somethin' a lil' more than what you'd get out of a fortune cookie.