That's it unless you have any questions. I'll answer them, because I'm so nice. [to her followers, anyway] We won't be able to make it official until Sunday, but once that happens, you'll be rewarded.
I do have one, actually. [ catra would usually rather Die than be prepared information wise because that implies she cares and caring is for losers, but: ] Is there anyone here we should watch out for? God or otherwise.
[Ambition tries to answer, but makes a small mmm sounds as she is apparently physically stopped from speaking. Then she stomps her foot and makes an angry gesture at the air.]
Ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous! What do you mean I can't say?!
[UUUUUUUGH.]
I'm not allowed to warn you about the other participants. Ugh, someone's going to pay for that later. But try not to get on Ruin's bad side. Most of the other gods are totally incompetent and we can handle them, but she knows how to play games like this.
If you ask me questions about specific people, I can answer. But I can't just give you a name if you aren't already wondering about them. This is so stupid. What's the point of being a god if I have to follow all these ridiculous rules?
Plenty of things. Like, if you say, "Ambition, I want to kill that icky little goodie two shoes with the pink hair," I can tell you if I think that's a good idea or not.
[Ambition shrugs.]
I can't outright say she's my follower, but I can say if I like what you have in mind.
Sooo, you're telling me you literally just became a god, without knowing why, with eleven complete strangers, and your collective reflex to decide on a leader was this?
Of course not. But the other stuff didn't work. It all got really out of hand. [look there's a reason why y'all can't go below the clouds] Then someone suggested we get a third party to help us decide, and the next thing we know, this is all happening.
If winning some stupid contest is what it takes, I'll do it. I don't have any intention of answering to any of these idiots. Rather, they should all obey me.
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[ the most cursed ]
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[so fuckin cursed]
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Well, if that's all... I'll report back after I've gotten Entrapta on our side.
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That's it unless you have any questions. I'll answer them, because I'm so nice. [to her followers, anyway] We won't be able to make it official until Sunday, but once that happens, you'll be rewarded.
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Ridiculous. Utterly ridiculous! What do you mean I can't say?!
[UUUUUUUGH.]
I'm not allowed to warn you about the other participants. Ugh, someone's going to pay for that later. But try not to get on Ruin's bad side. Most of the other gods are totally incompetent and we can handle them, but she knows how to play games like this.
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Guess that means it's requests or nothing? [ a. anyway. ] I'll keep it in mind.
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Names, hm... What kind of questions about specific people can you answer?
[ because catra has no paid nearly enough attention to people right now oops ]
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[Ambition shrugs.]
I can't outright say she's my follower, but I can say if I like what you have in mind.
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[ just. gonna mention that. ]
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[sOMETIMES PINK HAIR IS NATURAL, AMBITION.]
They can't all be lucky enough to have an amazing hairstylist like I do.
[A beat.]
...used to have. Ugh.
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What, did something happen to them? Or are you just not allowed one for the contest?
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[who will do her hair now :( ]
But it's fine. Even not having a hairstylist couldn't make me look bad.
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"Became" a goddess...? So this whole pantheon thing is new, then?
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Soooo... That means you guys know how to make gods.
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[A beat.]
Not sure how those other idiots managed it, though.
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"It just sort of happened"? Did you not know any of them before all this?
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Sooo, you're telling me you literally just became a god, without knowing why, with eleven complete strangers, and your collective reflex to decide on a leader was this?
[ I MEAN, MOOD, BUT, ]
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It's totally ridiculous.
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But you're still willing to win.
[ SHE'S GOT TO MAKE SURE OK ]
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[it's the natural order of things]
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Now that's the attitude I like to hear. I am so glad I picked you.
[ catra is the only one ]
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