GODLY AUDIENCES: CATRA

[divus]

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[catraclysm]

[ this isn't the worst thing to ever happen to catra because, let's face it, her life is terrible, but it is up there, my dude.

she even has a catchphrase just like adora. this is horrible. still, it's fine. bad people can also have magic powers. (@ shadow weaver don't interact) and chloe might talk big but she's still obviously okay with terrible stuff, so it's more like hordak's weird manipulation bullshit?

yes. this is clearly. what is happening. here. still. she tries to force a grin ]

So the... bee... gives you the powers?

[ is this more or less stupid than magic crystals that are part of the planet. ]

[divus]

[If it helps, her phone is now autoplaying video footage of her nearly causing a train crash so she can swoop in and save it, because she's a fucking disaster and didn't turn off autoplay.

Anyway, she taps the stupid haircomb.]

Right. It's a kwami. It goes in here, and it makes me even more exceptional than I already was. My power is so great that it literally stops people in their tracks - it's called Venom.

[which



sure does sound like a villain's power, actually.]

[catraclysm]

[ catra watches the video of chloe manipulating to look good and feels better about the world as she knows it

anyway ]

Wow. It's too bad you couldn't give that as a power in this game. It could've come in handy.

[ To Murder, ]

[divus]

It would have, wouldn't it? But apparently my powers provided too many advantages already.

[What with Advancement Opportunity and all...]

[catraclysm]

You say that... but be honest with me, has anyone ever picked Mirage?

[ it's? clearly? unfair to have one power be not as good as the others? duh ]

[divus]

Yeah, actually. It's been used twice now.

[catraclysm]

Seriously?

[ catra, a judgmental bitch, is finally realizing just because she can't think of how to use something, does not mean others don't,

but also: ]

When?

[divus]

This week. I don't think it did much, so we might see them switch to a more useful power next week.

[...]

Hey, Catra. There's another task I need you to do for me.

[catraclysm]

[ ah, judgment vindicated ]

Sure, what is it?

[divus]

Find my other followers and convince them to swap powers to Advancement Opportunity for the last week - it should be the week I host. I can suggest it to them, but only if they talk to me first, and they're not as good at doing that as you.

[catraclysm]

[ oh god ]

I... Alright. I'll try to find the rest of us.

[ SHE HAS AT LEAST... A GOOD IDEA... OF WHO THEY AREN'T? BUT ]

...is there any way I can have a hint.

[divus]

I mean, I already told you we poached both of Fortune's followers in the end. I'm pretty sure one of them said who they used to follow at one of the trials.

Does that count, or do you need another hint?

[catraclysm]

Did he stick with us?

[ she thought he moved on to be Piety's single follower. And by she I mean me. Anyway: ]

There's three I don't know, so...How about just a gender thing?

[ the players dumb Britt have pity on me ]

[divus]

They both did. They figured out pretty quick who the natural winners are.

You're looking for a bunch of guys.

[catraclysm]

[ ... Bleh. ]

Alright. Time to go on a quest.

[divus]

Yeah, but it's a favor for me, so you'll get rewarded for it.

[catraclysm]

Obviously. Otherwise I wouldn't be doing it.

[ or would she ]

[divus]

Yes, you would. Sending them all scattering is the easiest way to win.

[catraclysm]

It really is. There's a reason I think you're the best to win this thing. You've really got the brain for it.

[divus]

Well, obviously. Honestly, what are they thinking? They might not like how the competition turned out, but agreeing to take part in it and then not doing anything is utterly ridiculous.

[catraclysm]

Hey, I've been saying as much this entire time.

[ sort of. in a more bitter fashion ]

[divus]

It makes winning easier for us, but it takes some of the challenge out of it. Well, whatever. They won't have anyone to blame for it but themselves.

[catraclysm]

I'm not going to complain about a win, even if it's easy.

[divus]

A win is a win. It's like, whatever. We're going to come out on top in the end, it's just a matter of how bored we'll be until that happens.

[catraclysm]

I plan to keep entertaining myself. [ she stretches out ] But I'll find the rest of us to be sure our win is all that more satisfying. See you later, Chlo.

[ because i have to start another thread and this is just CURSED ENOUGH ALREADY ]