GODLY AUDIENCES: CATRA+ENTRAPTA

[divus]

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[divus]

Things that are just as fabulous as I am, of course.

[please stop. please just get to the point.]

[catraclysm]

[ catra, who has never given ambition an offering and never will: cool story bro ]

... Offerings aside, Entrapta? You had a few questions for Ambition.

[ just a nudging reminder to her easily distracted gf/minion ]

[hairckervoice]

[ thank you boss gf. ]

Oh, yes! I was very intrigued by your proposition to kill Fortune. I'd like to know everything you know about them! Can gods be killed like regular people? Are they susceptible to sedative agents? What are Fortune's weaknesses?

[ etc, etc, she has her notebook prepped. ]

[divus]

I don't know exactly how it works, because none of us have managed to kill each other yet. [not for lack of trying tho] But the rules are anyone with a statue in the courtyard can be affected by powers or killed. Her statue is there now, so there shouldn't be a problem.

["Shouldn't".]

Fortune is a wimp. She's fast, so she's hard to hit, but once you actually catch her? It shouldn't take much at all. And since she's so small, sedatives should work on her fast.

[catraclysm]

[ fast and hard to hit, hmmmm. that's catra's shtick, so in a fight it'd be annoying... she turns to Entrapta ]

You think you could make a sedative here? It doesn't need to be a full blown one, just enough that her reflexes are dulled. I think I've got an idea how to lure her out.

[ that part's directed at. both of them. ]

[hairckervoice]

[ hmmmmmmmmm ]

I'm sure I could come up with something in the lab! I successfully created a painkiller, after all.

[ to ambition: ] I know you didn't like the pastry, but would Fortune eat a food offering....?

[ she's looking at catra with interest though, go on!! ]

[divus]

[you guys are fucking me up with the matching icons]

She probably would. Her taste isn't as discerning as mine. She'd probably eat whatever you gave her.

[catraclysm]

[ sipp is a ho. anyway, she waits for ambition to answer entrapta's questions because they are Relevant, and when she does, Catra smirks. ]

Great thinking, Entrapta. Fortune needs followers, doesn't she? So all you have to do is offer her something and say you're interested in being one of them... but you want to talk first. Take her out. That Ferris wheel has a pretty nice view, doesn't it?

[ catra is a disney villain throwing people off cliffs send tweet ]

[hairckervoice]

[ listen i have to match it's the law. ]

Excellent. That's a convenient way to distribute the sedative..... I'll make something that doesn't take effect right away so I can bring her to... the Ferris wheel.

[ tilts her head. ]

You want to kill her at the Ferris wheel?

[divus]

[Ambition snorts.]

Definitely do that. It would serve her right, dying from a fall.

[yikes.]

[catraclysm]

[ gestures at ambition as a "yeah, the fall" but: ]

A fight's a bad idea. We have a similar fighting style, so it'd leave obvious marks. And if Entrapta makes the sedative strong enough to just knock her out... They could pin it down to someone being able to make one of those. Potentially. [ if they. like. use their noggin so unlikely but JUST IN CASE ] If you make it just strong enough that she'll be woozy... Then I can just sneak in and kick her off. And if the fall doesn't kill her, I can finish her off.

[ this is a fun story. about. murder. ]

[hairckervoice]

Oh, you don't need to worry about that. I don't think it would be smart to use my full potential. I'll make something simple, that anyone can do.

[ she's already cackling to herself..... why are they like this. ] It's going to be quite a challenge not to work at my full capacity!

[divus]

[She should probably be less okay with this but honestly knowing everyone comes back at the end has left her very "Yeah, so what?' about it.]

Sounds like you both know what to do.

[catraclysm]

[ that's 90% of the reason catra's so gung-ho there's no lingering guilt about doing anything if everyone is fine at the end!! thats how this works. catra twirls part of Entrapta's twintails because sipp called me out on not having her play with her hair recently ]

We've got an idea. [ but. more importantly: ] Won't the other gods know we did this? You guys always know who's "actually" guilty.

[hairckervoice]

[ why are you booing me zia i'm right. gif. anyway, catra can handle the covering their asses part. entrapta has her own question. ]

I'd also like to confirm! As Fortune is now a participant, she too will be revived, correct?

[ like, just checking. ]

[divus]

Even if they know, there isn't anything they can do about it. They're not allowed to say because that would be "unfairly influencing the game".

[She even does the airquotes.]

And I'm the only one who can give out hints. They won't get any about this from me.

[god dammit i hit send instead of preview]

Well, she should, since she could get killed like any other participant. But if she doesn't, it's not a big loss.

[catraclysm]

[ catra... laughs at that ]

Glad to know we've got that covered.

[ catra's out when it comes to questions, so. go wild entrapta ]

[hairckervoice]

In general, or just for this week?

[ hmmmmm ]

[ hmmmmm. ]

[divus]

What do you mean?

[hairckervoice]

Giving out hints!

Or are your referring to when your followers murder in general?

[divus]

Oh, that.

[Ambition waves a hand.]

All of us have our things that we can do other than our powers. Me, I can give hints about stuff we're not normally allowed to talk about. Disorder's all about finding loopholes for the rules. Love can lessen curses, that sort of thing.

[hairckervoice]

Oh, I see! So you could give us hints when the culprit belongs to another god.

[ interesting. ]

[divus]

I could. Technically I have to make you earn it, but I get the feeling you and Catra are going to rack up the favors pretty fast.

[hairckervoice]

[ um yeah they're your faves, thanks. ]

That is good to know.

[divus]

[yea]

So it's fine. Between the three of us, I bet we could win this whole thing even without having to recruit anyone else [murder!!] but there's not enough time for that. So I guess we can let some of the others on board if they're smart enough to join us, even though they totally should have already.