GODLY AUDIENCES: CATRA+ENTRAPTA

[divus]

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WEEK 3

[divus]

[jesus christ entrapta do you have any idea how lucky you are that you helped drop a god down to zero followers and that catra is her favorite, because ambition would probably have fired you for the pastry otherwise




anyway they're in the kitchen. the pastry is in the garbage where it belongs, just like the person it reminds the god of.]

I'm sure you tried, but just remember for the future: I don't like baked goods. Got it?

[catraclysm]

[ uh ]

You can bake?

[ @ entrapta. did you make her a pastry. ]

[hairckervoice]

It was a preliminary attempt.

[ wow ambition don't be a binch, entrapta's doing your murder bidding?? ]

For the offering as well! What do you like?

[divus]

Things that are just as fabulous as I am, of course.

[please stop. please just get to the point.]

[catraclysm]

[ catra, who has never given ambition an offering and never will: cool story bro ]

... Offerings aside, Entrapta? You had a few questions for Ambition.

[ just a nudging reminder to her easily distracted gf/minion ]

[hairckervoice]

[ thank you boss gf. ]

Oh, yes! I was very intrigued by your proposition to kill Fortune. I'd like to know everything you know about them! Can gods be killed like regular people? Are they susceptible to sedative agents? What are Fortune's weaknesses?

[ etc, etc, she has her notebook prepped. ]

[divus]

I don't know exactly how it works, because none of us have managed to kill each other yet. [not for lack of trying tho] But the rules are anyone with a statue in the courtyard can be affected by powers or killed. Her statue is there now, so there shouldn't be a problem.

["Shouldn't".]

Fortune is a wimp. She's fast, so she's hard to hit, but once you actually catch her? It shouldn't take much at all. And since she's so small, sedatives should work on her fast.

WEEK 3, MURDER

[divus]

[hairckervoice]

[ the chocolate milk offering, laced, has been sent. entrapta's waiting with emma in tow, humming to herself, looking over her notes and trying not to get too excited. emma rubs up against her leg. ]

[ entrapta idly pats emma, giggling to herself.... it seems like her mind's somewhere else. or maybe she's just excited to murder, who knows. ]

[divus]

[On the one hand, gods are allowed to turn down offerings. On the other? They're not allowed to interfere in the participants' murder plots.

So here's Fortune, carrying a half-drunk thing of chocolate milk, moving a little more slowly than usual.

The worst part about this is she has a pretty good idea of what's to come.]

Entrapta? [Her voice is steady, at least.] I'm here...

[hairckervoice]

[ catra, on top of the ferris wheel: this is taking forever. ]

[ anyway, entrapta is ready. ]

[ ready as she'll ever be. ]

Oh, hello! I'm glad you answered. I wanted to talk to you.

[divus]

[fuck you now that song is stuck in my head]

...what did you want to talk to me about?

[hairckervoice]

[ zia got it stuck in my head so this is my revenge. ]

I wanted to get to know you better. Your abilities are interesting, you might make tiny food, and I am considering leaving Ambition. And I want to go on the ferris wheel! Is that something you would enjoy?

[ see the thing is none of these things are lies. it's just she's mostly considering leaving ambition temporarily, just to rack up abilities and stuff..... rip. ]

WEEK 5

[divus]

[Here they are, a vicious god and her two favorite minions. Ambition is filing her nails when they walk in, but she looks up from it and actually smiles when they approach.

It's never a good thing when she smiles.]

Welcome back, Entrapta.

[hairckervoice]

Hello, Ambition! We were hoping to speak with you.

[ the evil gang's all together again. ]

[catraclysm]

Hey Chloé.

[ this is all i can handle writing the fact that she's casually greeting chlo is bad enough bye ]

[divus]

Who wouldn't want to?

[god]

Hey, Catra. So. What's the plan for this week?

[hairckervoice]

Catra would like to murder again. [ too bad no gods are at zero! ]

We are considering Majima, or.... [ a hesitation. ] Ray.

[catraclysm]

[ jesus, entrapta ]

Like is... a big word. But yeah, I think we should.

WEEK 7

[divus]

[she manages to wait until she gets them into her secret room (accessed through the beauty salon by arranging the nail polishes on her rack so that the blacks and reds form a ladybug pattern in the center because she's a stupid fangirl), which is literally just a recreation of her canon room and i'm not describing it here because you know what it looks like, sipp.

but once they're behind closed doors, she hugs them both.]

[hairckervoice]

[ chloe that is so cute.... anyway, entrapta is actually surprised by this, so she just stands there. ]

Chlo.... Are you alright?

[ what is this ]

[catraclysm]

[ hey, uh. why is everyone hugging her today

She reacts exactly like any offended cat you've picked up, just. squirming ]

This is. New.

[divus]

[because you both DIED this weekend!!

...but anyway she seems to realize what she's doing a second after they both speak, because she pushes them away with a little huff and looks off to one side]

Don't read too much into it. It just would have been utterly ridiculous if you'd stayed dead.

[hairckervoice]

Oh, yes, I agree. Ludger is a valuable ally, he came through.

[ just lets herself be shoved away nbd. ]

I am sorry to have worried you, Ambition. I have taken measures to make sure it doesn't happen again.

[catraclysm]

[ she looks at entrapta with a :?? look on her face at the comment about measures, because, alright, she didn't know that, but she's just going to live with it i guess ]

Yeah. Everything worked out pretty well for us in the end.

[ they're alive... ambition's #1 for winning in the polls... no one knows they killed fortune still... they don't even have long lasting trauma of their deaths? it's great. ]