hairckervoice: (let me come through for you)

[personal profile] hairckervoice 2019-03-10 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
You'd call it a competition in this world, wouldn't you?

[ honestly it's hard to feel bad for the gods that aren't her faves when they plotted this whole murder shebang. ]
hairckervoice: (if you could for once)

[personal profile] hairckervoice 2019-03-10 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ guess entrapta will never know!!! but honestly she doesn't think anyone here is really innocent. they're all complicit in one way or another as far as she's concerned. anyway, they're going up, we're yelling reverse timber, so soon zia will have to join in. ]

But you're a participant. You'll come back, like we all will. You just won't win.
hairckervoice: (as deep as any ocean again)

[personal profile] hairckervoice 2019-03-10 08:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ fortune gets it. ]

You won't feel very much anyway. The sedative I gave you is rudimentary, but with your small size, you will likely lose consciousness soon.

[ this should be where catra comes in with the lacrosse stick for hilarity. ]
catraclysm: (i wish that i could see that there's)

[personal profile] catraclysm 2019-03-10 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ THIS MURDER IS SO STUPID

anyway Catra nimbly jumps down from her perched post and fucking hits fortune in the back of the head with a lacrosse stick. hard. way too hard. why would she do this. ]


Can we stop with the depressing talk and just get this over with?

[

why would you let me do this ]
hairckervoice: (the way that you want me to)

[personal profile] hairckervoice 2019-03-11 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hello, Catra! I have brought Fortune!

[ as she can, you know, see with her own eyes. ]

[ ow. ]


Well, I doubt she can remain unconscious after that blow.

[ bitch you thought. ]
catraclysm: (is on the rise)

[personal profile] catraclysm 2019-03-11 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well. She better not.

[ on that note! it's time for a nice, lovely little nudge out of the cart

by which i mean yea she's absolutely kicking her off and out, bye ]


Later, Fortune.

[ maybe! ha ha! ha, murder is fun. ]
hairckervoice: (as deep as any ocean again)

[personal profile] hairckervoice 2019-03-11 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ i meant to write conscious but. ]

Oh! That was quite a kick!

[ have a nice fall fortune..... ]
catraclysm: (that princess squealing in my grasp)

[personal profile] catraclysm 2019-03-11 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ yea they are. and, uh. uhhh. yikes is right ]

... Ouch.

[ OOPS ]
hairckervoice: (get ready)

[personal profile] hairckervoice 2019-03-12 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
That.... wasn't supposed to happen.

[ entrapta at least looks shocked??? ]
catraclysm: (but homes a place that ive never known)

[personal profile] catraclysm 2019-03-12 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ catra winces at every single ping and pong fortune does like this is a very funny looney toons cartoon ]

... That was a lot more gruesome than I thought it was gonna be.
hairckervoice: (and i'm more than u dreamt i'd be)

[personal profile] hairckervoice 2019-03-12 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ yeah that is. bad. ]

I may have miscalculated.... I hope she didn't feel any of that.

[ entrapta feels bad. ]
catraclysm: (and crashing to the ground)

[personal profile] catraclysm 2019-03-12 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... oh damn she didn't even think of that ]

Your sedative was probably strong enough that it wasn't that bad.

[ hopefully. ]
hairckervoice: (maybe but nevertheless)

[personal profile] hairckervoice 2019-03-12 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
I hope so. It affected her pretty quickly.

[ yikes. yiiiiike. yike. ]
catraclysm: (i know all the other boys are)

[personal profile] catraclysm 2019-03-12 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ ... ]

Maybe next time we go a little harder on the sedatives. You think you could manage a blow dart?

[ catra! always thinking of weapons! god get them off this wheel, emma. ]
hairckervoice: (yea guess what lyric comes next)

[personal profile] hairckervoice 2019-03-12 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
I will work on it.

.... So, should we... leave?

[ and scatter some evidence around??? ]
catraclysm: (i'm not your girlfriend)

[personal profile] catraclysm 2019-03-12 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Yep. Let's go ditch this, and Blame Game'll take care of the rest.

[ she gestures to the lacrosse stick. also let's. ignore. the corpse. let's just WALK AWAY FROM THE CORPSE ]
hairckervoice: (if it's the last thing i ever do)

[personal profile] hairckervoice 2019-03-12 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ pull her away from the corpse catra she might go stare at it....... ]

Yes.... we should get rid of it.
catraclysm: (i'm sorry that i exist)

[personal profile] catraclysm 2019-03-12 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ TIME TO LEAD THE CHILD AWAY FROM THE CORPSE ]

Let's go already, nothing to see here.

[ and they left the milk behind ]
hairckervoice: (this theme song is very hard to use)

[personal profile] hairckervoice 2019-03-12 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ and also some other evidence. ]