I've been trying to do my skincare routine in the beauty salon, but I've just been finding more and more tools that I don't know how to use - it's so overwhelming!
Well... you didn't ask about that! And I don't really need you to do me any more favors. You're already doing me a big one by trying to get people to join our team.
Sincerity focuses for a moment, then makes a tsking sound under his breath.]
Are you kidding me?! Okay - apparently I have to get you to actually complete a task before I can make that. Get one person to tell me they want to switch allegiances to our team, and you'll have your charger.
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[well, you can't really see any of the gods' hair, what with the masks and cloaks and all]
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[this is
not what he called this meeting for
he is so easily distracted though]
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Sure - but you'd better let me do your makeup.
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Would you? I'd love that!
I've been trying to do my skincare routine in the beauty salon, but I've just been finding more and more tools that I don't know how to use - it's so overwhelming!
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It can be a lot to learn! Don't worry - you're in expert hands.
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Yayyy, lucky me!
Oh - but I did have some questions for you while I'm borrowing your time.
[please get on with it before you get distracted again]
How come you didn't tell me about asking gods for favors and getting them in return? Can I still do favors for you?
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[god he's so bad at this]
Mm - then is it okay if I ask for something?
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[in other words: depends on what it is]
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[ . . . ]
But I reeeeeaaaally need a portable phone charger! Like - super duper bad!!
[i hate this]
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Sincerity focuses for a moment, then makes a tsking sound under his breath.]
Are you kidding me?! Okay - apparently I have to get you to actually complete a task before I can make that. Get one person to tell me they want to switch allegiances to our team, and you'll have your charger.
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A whole allegiance switch for a charger? Is it a magical charger? Do I not have to charge the charger?
[the high price for technology.....]
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[which is good because not every room has electrical outlets]
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... and do I get to take it home at the end?