[Indulgence spins around until he's up in a more casual sitting position on top of the piano, but definitely stretched out just as flamboyantly.]
Whaaat? Fine weapon such as yourself, you should be getting all the praise in the world! Batting eyelashes, fluttering hearts, the whole kitten caboodle!
That's quite a high opinion, considering we've just properly met.
[He's roughly 100% sure he's just being flattered, but he is going with it. Ray wanted someone to put up with him, after all.]
I suppose one or two of my companions may have implied such things, at times, but my worshippers were not often inclined to say such things of a blade.
Not many, truthfully, considering they were there for a purpose-- but they did not need to in order to be healed.
[A hum, and-]
I suppose I have often been told I look young for my age now that I am human, though, and one of my companions was always quite disappointed I would not join him in taking off his clothes.
Hmm. Some people might argue that there's no better time, but I get your point.
[Indulgence brings his hands together, clapping between words like punctuation.]
A-ny-way! I'm sure you must be wondering what, exactly, this is all about. So let me be frank: I'm here to offer you a once in a lifetime, miracle opportunity!
Ding ding ding ding ding! We have a winner! I happen to have space to spare and resources to provide, on the small small promise that you absolutely don't defect on me when I'm least expecting!
[He props up his chin on one fist.]
An absolute steal, right? I'm practically giving myself away.
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Whaaat? Fine weapon such as yourself, you should be getting all the praise in the world! Batting eyelashes, fluttering hearts, the whole kitten caboodle!
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[He's roughly 100% sure he's just being flattered, but he is going with it. Ray wanted someone to put up with him, after all.]
I suppose one or two of my companions may have implied such things, at times, but my worshippers were not often inclined to say such things of a blade.
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[He waves a hand carelessly.]
I gotta know--what kind of things did they call you?
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[A hum, and-]
I suppose I have often been told I look young for my age now that I am human, though, and one of my companions was always quite disappointed I would not join him in taking off his clothes.
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[Indulgence brings his hands together, clapping between words like punctuation.]
A-ny-way! I'm sure you must be wondering what, exactly, this is all about. So let me be frank: I'm here to offer you a once in a lifetime, miracle opportunity!
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[Things gods probably want: that, he assumes.]
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[He props up his chin on one fist.]
An absolute steal, right? I'm practically giving myself away.
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[Ishi gives him an apologetic smile, there.]
I am quite happy in my current position, however-- I cannot join you, but I would still be happy to continue speaking with you, if you would like.
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[They're very spindly.]
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[he 100% do not look like he lifts.]
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[He's persistent.]
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[like, if you need a hug, he's got you? local grandpa has that covered.
he's definitely intentionally misconstruing that.]
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[Yeah he'll say it!]
You're the one who wants me, you just don't know it yet. That's how powerfully overwhelming I am.
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[he just sort of tilts his head-]
Well, calling me old is not inaccurate, but I have to say that at my age, I am generally fairly certain of what I want.