GODLY AUDIENCES - TAKAOMI SHISHIMARU

[divus]

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[bakaomi]

[ oh he is fast

i mean apparently taka is fit??? kind of?? because he apparently piggybacked someone up a whole ass mountain so

he's going after him ]

[divus]

[He's not as fast as a certain other demigod who's water-based, but he's athletic and can nyoom. Taka's keeping up pretty well though and also I hate that he piggybacked someone up a mountain. Anyway, it's a pretty decent race. Francy gimme heads or tails.]

[bakaomi]

[ heads ]

[divus]

[Well. Okay. That means somehow Taka wins this stupid canoe race as they get back to shore.]

[bakaomi]

[ huh ]

Huh.

[divus]

Huh. [Cunning leans back in his canoe, seemingly looking at the water before he shrugs.] Alright. Fair enough.

[Give him a second and he'll toss another bullet Taka's way. Just one.]

[bakaomi]

[ fskjsg

he catches it ]

One.

[divus]

One. Gotta do something bigger to get more...but you can probably ask somebody else? I didn't supply all of the guns in this place. I've never used them before.

[bakaomi]

Hm... I guess.

[ he'll pocket it. ]

Thanks.

[divus]

Sure. [He's busy pulling the canoe away from the water and getting everything back to normal.] This wing's disappearing in a few days anyway. Figured I should get some more use out of it before the next host comes in.

[bakaomi]

Last week we saw you guys around more often.

[ ya know. on dates. ]

[divus]

Yeah. I've never been to a carnival so Disorder decided it was date night. [Shrug.] Can't say what everybody else's deal was though.

[bakaomi]

Huh. It would be better as a proper amusement park, probably... the rides are less likely to--

[ ........... closes his mouth ]

[divus]

Suck? [He still sounds amused, but he sure does remember the rule.] A proper amusement park could've been cool. There's a lot about her life that I've never gotten to experience in my own. She thinks it's hilarious.

[bakaomi]

I dunno. I get the feeling she didn't experience stuff that you have.

[ like

the fucking cursed hellhounds ]

[divus]

Yeah, that happens when you're mortal. [Just. Casually throwing that out there.] She had a really normal life though, so it's nice to hear about what might've been.

[bakaomi]

... when you're mortal.

[divus]

[...a chuckle.]

Man. What did you think this place was?

[bakaomi]

A lawsuit?

[divus]

Okay, that too. [But he stretches his arms over his head for a moment.]

It's a training camp...Camp Half-Blood.

[bakaomi]

Well... all the creatures are fantastical.

So the people who came here aren't mortal?

[divus]

Even mythological. Weird, right? [There's a shrug.]

The people who came here were half-mortal and half-god. It's the one place we could train without the threat of being eaten by monsters.

[bakaomi]

...

[ he rubs his temple. ]

So, like. Greek? Roman?

[divus]

Greek. The gods moved with civilization where I'm from. They also just never stopped having kids.

[bakaomi]

[ well this is less weird than the easter bunny ]

When you say western civilization, you mean...?