GODLY AUDIENCES - TAKAOMI SHISHIMARU

[divus]

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[bakaomi]

Your whole attitude changed as soon as I said therapy. You were acting like Batman right before.

[divus]

I thought people liked Batman. [Is this actually a problem?]

[bakaomi]

Not the cool part of Batman. The mopey, emo part!

[divus]

I'm not reject Batman! [HUFF.] Why don't you just ask Senri?

[bakaomi]

Why would I ask Senri when you're right here? Do you know how much time it'll waste for me to go to Senri then come back here and have to give you a whole other offering?

[ :/ ]

[divus]

[Hm.]

I wasn't aware it was a waste of time. [But he's blowing it off with a wave of his hand.] I told Senri everything, and I can't repeat it.

[Can't is actually won't but in his mind it's definitely can't for Reasons.]

[bakaomi]

If you don't tell me I'm stealing your dog.

[divus]

Don't be mean to Antoinette! [THAT'S RUDE!!!] And you can't do that, I'm the only father she's ever known!

[bakaomi]

Well, she's about to leave the nest.

[ :/ ]

[divus]

Leave my dog alone. [Well he's suddenly actually very serious? That dog means everything to him, please be nice.]

[bakaomi]

Then talk to me or she's going to be visiting a hotel in a minute.

[divus]

This isn't how you get people to talk to you, and you're being a bad therapist!

[bakaomi]

Why would Senri tell me your business?!

[divus]

Because he would understand it better than I do!

[bakaomi]

But you had to tell him something in order for him to understand!

[divus]

I told him everything I didn't want to! [Oh. He suddenly just. Stops. Recomposes himself. And shakes his head a little.]

...Senri has understood from the very beginning even if he didn't realize it. And I've already said I don't want people being unhappy because of me. [So he's. Going to be stubborn.]

Please don't take my dog.

[bakaomi]

I'm already pretty unhappy so anything you tell me won't make anything worse.

[ but he shakes his head. ]

I already know it's not fine, since you basically implied that before. You have been terrible at hiding that you're upset until I called you out on it.

[divus]

Maybe it's not, but it will be. I can't dwell on it despite what Senri said. [The fuck did Senri tell him? We just don't know.]

To be fair, you've not only given me a book on boundaries you've been threatening to take the only family I have here. I think I have a reason to be a little upset. [He's been upset outside of this, ignore him.]

[bakaomi]

I'm not going to keep her. I'm more of a cat person.

... and you deserved the book for flirting with other people's boyfriends. Sasuke's getting one too.

[divus]

...I suppose so. And it doesn't matter seeing how you'll both be leaving next week.

[...which seems to be the major problem, actually.] Wait, why is Sasuke-kun getting a book? He can have mine, I already finished it.

[bakaomi]

Because I didn't get to punch him.

[ that explains nothing ]

[divus]

Frankly I'm surprised you didn't punch me. [Not that he really did anything wrong?? He thinks. But ah. Hm. Weird.]

Why would you punch Sasuke-kun? Is he behaving recklessly again?

[bakaomi]

Senri would have been mad if I hit you. [ :/ ] But he kissed Senri last week, and then he kissed me yesterday and confessed to Senri.

[ like a bitch ]

[divus]

...oh. [What the fuck though.] Well. That sounds fairly complicated.

...are the three of you...[Is this an OT3?]

[bakaomi]

Are we...?

[ wait ]

No!! God no. He barely knows me.